#script template

tiny cat-sized dragons that act as small, temperamental wizarding pets.

magical magic that perfectly matches it's shade to your skin tone.

owl-order services that essentially act as wizarding amazon.

hand mirrors that show you recent gossip and rumors rather than your own reflection... but they aren't always that reliable.

pocket pensives that record single memories and can play them back for you at any time.

semi-sentient enchanted card decks that consider themselves participants in every game, and love to cause mischief (idea by @wyldeshifts)

familiars. they're rare and powerful af (like one or two every generation), and when one forms a bond people really pay attention.

an advanced spellcraft class where you literally learn how to invent new spells.

quills that softly critique your writing with small comments appearing in the margins, sometimes helpful suggestions, other times judgmental or even rude remarks.

magically linked journals, where whatever is written or doodled in one, appears in all the others, kinda acting like a wizarding groupchat.

a café in hogsmede that serves beverages infused with minor potions.

perfume that magically adapts to it's wearer, altering its scent to perfectly fit their personality and body chemistry.

magical horseback riding, where you do obstacle course races on the backs of winged horses and hippogriffs.

a fuck ton more balls and events.

a wizarding folklore class where you learn about different myths, legends, and tales from different magical cultures, and investigate if there's any truth behind them.

a magical thrift store in hogsmede where you can find minorly enchanted clothing among the shelves.

just a sneak peak to some of the stuff that could be in my new script which can be found here!

✉ Your email clears itself overnight. No digital clutter, no mystery CCs and no chain of emails that have zero to do with you.

✉ Meetings never overlap. Every meeting has a clear agenda, a hard stop, and ends early most if not all the time.

✉ Focus time is respected. You're not expected to brainstorm, answer emails, run reports, and fix the printer at the same time.

✉ Your mic, webcam, Wi-Fi, and lighting always cooperate. You’ve never once had to say, “can you hear me now?” unless of course you don't want to be in the meeting, and are faking connectivity issues(you do you)

✉ When you’re off the clock, you’re off the clock. Emails, DMs, and pings dissolve like sugar in hot tea.

✉ You never get a “need this by EOD” email at 4:45 PM on a Friday. Those emails are erased by a Scrub Daddy and a spritz of Dawn Powerwash before they're even typed.

✉ Your home office is consistently peaceful. No background symphony of barking dogs, stomping neighbors, or leaf blowers during calls. A cuddly cat might appear with healing purrs when you need it.

✉ Even in your oldest hoodie, you somehow look sharp and engaged on Zoom. No ring light required.

✉ Clients honor your contract and respect your time. No ghosting and no last minute “quick favors.”

✉ Your invoices get paid on time. No chasing, no excuses, no “circling back with finance.”

✉ Consultants and freelancers have health coverage, PTO, and retirement plans that make full-time employees jealous.

✉ No one ever utters “that meeting could have been an email” because it was an email. People actually respect each other's time.

✉ You always have the choice to work from home or in-office, no one side-eyes you either way. Your employer is always willing to provide whatever accommodations you may require.

✉ In-office? There’s fresh food, quality coffee, ergonomic chairs, and zero passive-aggressive fridge notes.

✉ Your health insurance is comprehensive, extends to your family, and doesn’t require deciphering a PDF from 2007.

✉ Vacation time, paid leaves, maternity, paternity, every other leaves you can think off is generous and actually encouraged.

✉ Retirement plans beat inflation and give you peace of mind that lasts long after your last paycheck.

✉ Your manager advocates for you, gives clear feedback, and doesn’t believe in micromanaging, 11 PM emails or going on tangents about 'back in my day' that literally nobody asked for.

✉ Your teammates are competent, kind, and actually enjoyable to work with. No weird Slack drama and NO office politics.

✉ You have peaceful mealtimes like a functional adult. No interruptions and NO twitching every time you hear a buzz that wasn't even from your phone..

more

Just scripted the opposite of whatever BS I used to face at my old jobs. Look how bitter I sound, is it me or is it the capitalism🥲

chiller dr bc i realized i got no chill drs and i long for one </3

my personal demon slayer dr !! my other hashira one is a group dr w my friend bunny <3

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their template hub are linked, and they are all on TikTok .ᐟ

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hello cortis shifters!!! i finally got around to turning my script into a template ݂₍ᐢമ ·̫ മᐢ₎ׁ! i hope this works but lmk if u have any issues with the link and i'll see what i can do.

please remember to duplicate before use.

@22derp @espnosa im so sorry i took literal ages doing this but ill tag u guys as you sent asks 4 a template!!!

1. Shifting and never coming back again.