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๐๐๐๐๐๐ . " -`โกยด- everything about you is so attractive and appealing, people can't help but swoon when you do literally anything. your walk? iconic. your face card? elite. your body? tea. your voice? oh, buddy, don't even get me STARTED.
you attract so much attention and adoration just by existing! you could be picking your nose in the bus and people giggle and blush like schoolgirls! and god forbid you feed into it. you blow a kiss and everyone's tripping, fainting, and making absolute fools out of themselves over you doing the barest of the bare minimum!
you get EVERYONE'S panties in a twist. people would sell their left kidney just for you to look their way and smile, it's that serious. you turn people into the biggest panderers and glazers on earth and they're completely shameless about it, they don't even care if they look stupid!
ห ใ ห โฐโฐ ๐ฆ :ยจยท.ยทยจ: ๐๐ โ โ ๐โ โ ห
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๐พ๐๐๐พ๐ฝ, ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐พ ๐๐ฟ๐ฟ! " -`โกยด- if you were a character in danganronpa, your talent would just be "The Ultimate" because of the fact that you are good at literally everything. singing, rapping, dancing, drawing, painting, teaching, crafting, decorating, adventuring, there is no limit to your skills! and you're not just average or good at these things, you're the BEST at them!
even people who have been practicing something you learned two days ago for multiple decades look like complete amateurs compared to you. it's honestly embarrassing and almost disrespectful with how amazing you are at everything you do and it stings even worse knowing you often don't even try to be, you just are! you're the embodiment of the term "Golden Maknae" in k-pop, even jungkook would be jealous!
โ โ โ .เณ เฟ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โนใโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โธ โธ โ โ โ โ โ ห ห ๐ขึดเป ๐ง
" ๐๐๐๐พ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐บ๐! " -`โกยด- editors absolutely love you because you are just peak edit material! every clip they pull of you is worth having its own dedicated edit! you become the beloved favorite of so many editors, both old and new, because not only are you attractive as hell but it's SO easy to find a million scenepacks and clips of you! you are a total clipfarmer in everything you do! plus, literally EVERY audio fits you!
even if someone were to put the most ridiculous, dumbass song that you could ever think of over an edit of you, your face card alone would carry the WHOLE thing and you would still have people blushing while watching it. trust, people would 100% simp over an edit of you even if the audio was ram ranch or a cupcakke song!
you inspire generations worth of fanfiction, thirst comments, and discord servers dedicated to glazing you to hell and back! people spend YEARS listening to subliminals trying to manifest you, you cause shifters to forget every other s/o they've ever had and shift solely for you! you could literally cause the return of Jesus effin' Christ just so he could gape at your face in person! you are the ultimate crush for everyone regardless of who they are, and absolutely no one is immune to your captivating effect!
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คโกโธโธโน เฃช ห you're literally the muse of the world! . ๏พ๏ฝก โ ๊ณโธโกโธ๊ณ โ ๏ฝก๏พ.
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คเดฆเตเดฆเดฟ(หต โขฬ แด - หต ) โง ึผึผ๐ผ ึฏ โ โ
ึด เฃช . โ
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ยฐ) !!
" ๐จ๐ณ'๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ฑ! " -`โกยด- your existence lowkey pisses people off. like how can one person be so unbelievably stunning, supernaturally talented, unreasonably intelligent, unfathomably funny, and insanely likable all at once? ugh, leave some for the rest of us! itโs like you're the chosen one, a miracle born from the most powerful star or a being meticulously handcrafted by every deity in existence!
you're the definition of an overpowered self-insert! it feels like you shouldnโt exist in a world of such average people but you do! it's like you're the main character and everyone else is just a bunch of plain NPCs and lame extras in comparison! people crave your presence all the time because everything and everyone is just so boring without you!
people canโt even fathom the fact that you were birthed, they just assume you came from space or heaven or somewhere that is not this planet because thereโs just NO WAY! you're truly a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle that everyone wants to witness! when people meet you, they feel BLESSED!
ใโ โ โ โ โก` โ โ โ โ โ ๐ญ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ๐โน โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ เฃช ห เฝ
" ๐๐๐บ๐'๐ ๐ฌ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ฟ, ๐๐! " -`โกยด- people feel honored to know you and be apart of your life; just being in proximity to you gives people the highest of bragging rights! your friends gloat about being able to hangout with you, your family raves about your talents and achievements to everyone with an ear whether they listen or not, even your coworkers feel a sense of pride and triumph knowing they work with you! they even get a little possessive sometimes~
and those that don't know you? oh, the jealousy eats them A-LIVE. they watch you interacting with others and seethe with envy, wishing they were in the other person's shoes so that they could be on the receiving end of whatever you're saying or doing to them even if it's something negative or stereotypically undesirable!
like, people would deadass brag about getting beat up by you, cussed out by you, dumped by you; honestly, as long as it's you, they love it! you're the type of person people make those "if they hit me with a car, i'd thank them and ask them to do it again" kind of comments about and no one can deny that they're justified!
โ โ โ โโ โหใ ใ โง โ ห ๐ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โใ
ค โ โ โ โ โณแง โ โ โ โ โโ โ โ โบ
" ๐บ๐๐พ, ๐ผ'๐๐๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐พ๐!~ " -`โกยด- you can truly get away with anything, it's like the universe put you into a category of complete consequence immunity. people defend you when you do things that are less than acceptable and you receive support no matter WHAT you do!
you possess unbreakable and eternal plot armor, granting you safety, security, and a 100% guaranteed survival rate with little to no injury in every situation and encounter even if you're doing crazy shit like jumping off of buildings or messing with the mafia!
you are so utterly and completely free, absolutely nothing and no one can hold you down and you always bounce back (it's elastic!)
โ โ โ โ โโ โ โ โ โโ โ โ โ โโ โ โ โ โ โโ โ ULTIMATE Y/N THINGS TO SCRIPT!