Like did they think no one would notice? Fuck, how dumb do they think their audience is...

We should finally talk about Dan and Phil hiring actors to make their videos.

That's right. I have pretty good evidence that the 'Dan and Phil' we are so familiar with, have been actors all along. This whole time, the real Dan and Phil have been writing scripts for these two poor men. I actually have it on pretty good authority that they are being kept in their walls. Once a month they pull them out, make them film videos, and then stick them inside their walls again. Sometimes they give them any sponsored products that the real Dan and Phil don't want. Like that's really fucked up.

But what is worse is that they've been lying to us this whole time. Like, I bought so much of their merch, went to so many of their shows, and almost 73% of that was motivated by their faces.

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