#lux x reader

Characters featured: Hector, Parker, Lux, Dunk

Ageless/minors DNI

The house is in shambles.

Perhaps you find them in a trash can, or on the floor outside of your workplace. They’re a little roughed up. A couple of scratches here and there. Regardless, you notice how similar it is to the sunglasses Roomie wears all the time. The only difference? The lens are tinted light purple.

You bring them home. Obviously. Upon entering the door, Roomie urges you to sit down on the coach, a mischievous grin on their face (one you’ve grown fond of). They’re wearing those glasses again. Roomie looks at a random object in the room, seemingly waiting for something. But when nothing happens, they panic— even turning to talk to the air. The words: realization and Skylar fly from their lips. You entertain Roomie’s decent acting skills before mentioning the pair of matching sunglasses you found.

Honestly? It’s a little unnerving how similar they are with a clear view. As you pull out and play around the sunglasses, you don’t see how Roomie is frozen.

“Put them on.”

You can only blink. Roomie seems to be dead set on what they said however, repeating their statement. You shrug your shoulders, thinking it’s one of their pranks again, finally putting on the sunglasses. At first, nothing happens. Your eyesight is just tinted purple. You blink again.

Two people suddenly appear behind Roomie. A woman with pink hair and woman with a shaved head. Instinctively, you stand and yank Roomie behind your back— ready to defend the two of you. Roomie and the two woman immediately tried to calmed you down, the latter being more effective.

Eventually, Roomie spills everything: from the dateivators to the… sentient objects in your house? It’s enough to make your head spin. You’re about to ask about these dateables when you see it.

A whip of the fireplace. The shift of the curtains and rod— game console shaking slightly. In a flash, the living room bursts into life. The comforting fireplace turns into a man literally on fire. Replacing the curtain and rod are handsome, whispering men. The game console? A high-tech lady stands in place. You’re practically surrounded.

But one thing these dateables had in common?

They’re all looking at you. Starved and desperate. You’re fucked (literally).

a human?? on placebook?? unprecedented!!

oh gosh they would aka how I got any friends in highschool as an extremely shy introvert when I was younger

can be read as platonic or romantic!

Lux Headcanons

- reader is very shy and anxious -

in my mind this is with a fellow object/dateable so I'll go off of it like that

to start: they didn't even really notice you at first, too busy with their own livestreams and things

it wasn't until you were talking with Phonecia that they even noticed you at all, quietly speaking to her and discussing a new show you were watching

Lux was already on their way over to talk with her - but got entirely distracted on their original purpose, immediately curious and noting your cute face and potential for a major glow up

came over, tutting and going "oh no no this won't do" while lightly pulling at your sleeves here and there that you were previously playing with the hem of "we'll have to get you onto my 17-step makeover plan, stat. then you'll be the second brightest thing in the house!"

Phonecia tried to intervene before Lux grabbed you by the arm and started briskly walking away

you merely waved her off, hoping to gently appease the person who is only now introducing themselves

Lux had heard whispers of you around the house from others, and was putting the pieces together as they were explaining their makeover process

Brought you straight to Barry and Amir, demanding a makeover and self-care day for you both

you couldn't explain why Lux had singled you out to work with, you can only assume it's because they didn't have a pre-established history with you

that and wanting to do a before and after video of legends, according to them

you can't lie though, you did feel a lot better and very attractive once they were done with their makeover

Amir spent a lot of time hyping you up, and Barry was so excited to find colours and styles that you enjoyed while apologizing for Lux being a bit brash

the theme song of all this is popular from wicked

after that, Lux began to keep popping up, insisting you try products that don't work with their skin tone or they have "too good of pores to use"

it was some backhanded compliments but they still said you looked great once they got you camera-ready

started showing up more and more, getting ready while in your presence (insisting it's because you're the only one quiet enough to not bother them but can still use you as a second set of eyes on the look)

then began dragging you around when they decided to grace the house with their presence

Lux is going to the breaker box? so are you! time to get ready!

Lux is gonna do a charity livestream for Mateo's inanimals? so are you!

always makes sure to still acknowledge you when you're out, to a lot of people's surprise

sometimes it manifests as ordering for you without your input, but they insist it's good for you in one way or another

only Lux is allowed to gently bully you, any one else even tried and they are instantly in that person's face and telling them to back off

Curt and Rod were the first victim of this, as they went a little too far with their jokes

Lux was instant to clap back with a "They're worth keeping around, unlike SOME other objects around here"

takes a bit of work to get in a word edge-wise, but when you do Lux listens attentively

if you mention someone's been picking on you? instant call out post and Lux sends their rabid fan base after them to cyber bully them

ngl i’d be the person to talk to lux like a discord mod just to watch the complete horror on their face “hewwo pwinceth”

Mac, Timothy/Timmy, Lux w/ Strong Homeowner

warnings; nsfw/18+, switch! characters, femdom, slight anal, manhandling, filming, thigh/ab riding, bottom! lux (but you can imagine either a dick or strap idc), my obsession with cat femboys is warning enough. I tried to keep genitals ambiguous for Mac and Lux.

Mac is open about their thirst, it’s in their nature to be blunt about it. After all, they know what fanfiction you’ve read, what your favorite categories on a certain black and orange website are, what underwear you look at and buy online… is it really a stretch for them to stare at your built arms or the sliver of abs revealed when you stretch back, popping your back after staring at them for hours? Clicking and double clicking so perfectly for hours?

Specifically but not surprisingly, Mac is fucking obsessed with your hands and how gently you hold them despite knowing how strong you are. They love making out, gently at first but quickly getting rougher as they guide your hands to touch them- Mac isn’t picky about where, but pull their hair or grab their face to pull their face closer and they’ll shove their tongue in your mouth, one hand sliding up your shirt and the other shoved down your pants.

Lux is obsessed- mostly because the social media numbers in their head immediately started crunching, people go crazy for size differences! And muscular women! They’ll set up their phone camera right as you’re about to begin stretching, acting offended when you inevitably ask what the hell they’re doing. In the end, you continue, vaguely aware the Lux is commentating and hyping up their followers to thirst after you, promising more you-content if they reach the next milestone. They may even force you to do one of those couple workouts, or sit on your back while you do pushups, or bench press them- In any case, they’re being carried and their followers go crazy for it, which only encourages Lux.

Lux will make you hold them in a position that either shows off your muscles or strength- Either on top of them, your chest flush against their back with your arm or hand wrapped firmly around their neck while fucking into them from behind, or- and they’re personal favorite- making you hold them against the wall, back leaning against it with their legs wrapped around your waist. They don’t want to be teased or tortured, they’re still in charge, but you may be able to convince them to do.. Well, anything if it’s hot and for the stream.

Timmy purrs when you pick him up, often hanging off your arm or clambering on top of you. He enjoys biting and pawing playfully at your abs, arms, nibbling on your fingers gently with his sharp canines. He’ll make biscuits into the skin of your thighs- per his usually cat-like ways, and he’ll act extra cute and needy just so you carry him, “Nyaaa, I’m just so tired, master. Does master think they can carry Timmy? Pretty please, nya?” His tail’ll flick behind him, curling his fingers up and resting his ‘paws’ against your chest, his chin resting on them adorably.

Timmy discovers this likely on complete accident, doing his usual trapping you by straddling your stomach and leaning into you, basking in your warmth.. He gets bored quickly, however- Trying to get you to move, to play with him by wiggling against you until he accidentally grinds against your abs just right and lets out a loud, strangled noise. Timmy’s ears twitch and after you snicker, giving him the go-ahead, he’ll clumsily rut away against you, pawing at your chest as you busy yourself on your phone (This’ll cause him to whine, moaning louder until you get of and watch him. He won’t be satisfied otherwise).

Timothy is a bit different, albeit still the same at the core of it, he likes to make sure you’re working out properly- Timing how long you’re spending on stretching, how long you take a break in between sets.. He watches you intently, and while it’s not an excuse (no, he really is timing you), Timothy definitely takes pleasure in watching you work up a sweat. He’ll stand on the side with water ready for you, letting out a quiet purr of content when you scratch under his chin as a reward.

Timothy is a bit more prudish than Timmy is, at least at first glance, but he enjoys lapping his rough tongue over your skin while his soft hands work you over- Showing his affection by grooming you while simultaneously marking territory. He’ll get the tiniest bit embarrassed if he accidentally grinds against you, and you’ll most likely have to do a little more than giving him a nod to encourage him, but he also enjoys burying his face in your neck to ride your thigh. He really, really likes being manhandled, push his face down with one big hand while the other uses his tail to yank his ass up and Timothy is already wiggling his hips and mumbling into the sheets, begging weakly. Yank his tail again and he’ll his but beg louder, ears pinned back as he bites back a pout.