Urd at your service!

Characters I don't/struggle to write for

Lux and Timothy/Timmy are hard no's, I absolutely will not write for them.

xXxShadowLord420xXx/Skips

Sophia

Rebel

Keith is an absolute no.

Drysdale

Harper and Dirk

Rules/Boundaries

Queer and disabled (mentally & physically) MCs are welcome!! I don't usually specify skin color (mostly because I am WHITE white). I can do bigger body types as well!

I write all forms! Headcanons, one shots, mini fics, scenarios, etc.

Angst, fluff, hurt/comfort, and lime (suggestive) requests welcome!

No smut, suggestive fine

Basic no's (pedophilia, rape/noncon, homophobia/racism, proshipping, etc.) apply to my blog!

No yandere/darkfic requests please, I don't like that stuff. Sorry

No proposals

Religion, I am atheist and don't know much about any religion

Bringing fandoms into requests (ex: reader who acts like *character from different media*)

No ship fics (character x character)

Poly fics (character x reader x character) welcome!

Canon typical language will be used! (Bad words, be warned lol)

Full on pregnancy isn't something I feel I can write. Mentions of it can be made.

Please be specific with requests! The less specific the less likely I am to answer it.

While she isn't able to make alcoholic drinks, she's always down to make a delicious mocktail. Quietly whispering to you which ingredients to use so it turns out perfect for them.

Seeing your younger sibling compliment how pretty her bar is (the different glass containers sparkle in the light), or how yummy the mocktail she helped you make always brightens her day.

Holds nothing but respect for you, taking care of a kid is hard if she's read anything about it. It's admirable to her how much effort you put into making sure your sibling is happy, even if it means hard work for you.

If she could actually meet your siblings, she would absolutely show them how to do cool tricks with shakers and have them try all the mocktails she knows how to make

The two seem pretty neutral on your younger sibling at first, but as time progresses it's easy to tell they love them.

When you apologize to Florence for your sibling running and stomping on her so much she just brushes it aside, saying it's fine and if anything it feels like a little massage.

Celia is a little hard to read, but through slip ups during conversations you get the hint that she thinks your sibling is a little darling.

Both of them think they're adorable, and ask you about their life outside of the house/before they came to live with you. Always they ask about how their day at school was, or how your day out with them were, asking if there's anything they could do to help you.

They love seeing you spend time with your younger sibling, even if it's just cuddling up on the couch and watching TV. That sibling bond isn't something they've ever had, and it's so adorable to them.

If they were ever able to meet your sibling, Florence would be all over them, picking them up and carrying them around sometimes. Celia would be a little less hands on, but would absolutely hold the kids hand if they asked nicely.

Neither of them would mind if the kid were to barge into the office, much like they don't mind when you do.

Dasha absolutely adores the little bugger! She thinks they are so cute, and tells you as much when she sees you!

Watches as they sit with you as you work and praises them for being so well behaved, even though they can't hear her.

When she finds out you'll be the only one watching over them, she worries for your health a little. You already take care of all the objects, are you sure a human child would be okay? But her fears are quickly put to rest after seeing how well you treat them. And how happy they make you.

She doesn't have any siblings, so she can't relate, but every time it's just your sibling in the office she can't help but worry and watch over them to make sure nothing happens. When you come back you can see her hovering just behind the kid and panicking as they play with scissors.

If she ever met your sibling, it would be a giggle fest. Her picking them up and probably never letting them go, swinging them around gently and pretending to lift them light a weight. Their happy giggles make her smile brightly.

It's no surprise to anyone that Dunk absolutely loves your younger sibling! When he found out they'd be coming to live with you he was already ecstatic for a new buddy to be around the house, even if he can't talk to them.

But the enthusiasm they showed over all the sports equipment you had? Over him? Oh he was practically jumping up and down.

He's absolutely convincing you to go out to the backyard and play ball with them, any ball! Just go and have fun with them! Let him join in on all that loving family memories.

When he watches at you and your sibling play catch, he can't help but think back to his childhood, and the way how he never got to smile like that with any of his family. It makes him really happy.

If he were to ever meet your sibling, he would spend the entire time playing games with them. Any game they want! Ball? Catch? Tag? He's down! Even silly ones like pretending to be superheroes he'd be happy to participate in, just to see them smile brightly- and in turn you smile as well.

Skylar is a little sceptical about the whole thing. I mean, what if they accidentally break an object or hurt themselves on an object? What if they get their hands on her?!

Turns out she's got nothing to worry about, as it's quick for everyone to learn how well behaved a kid they are. And suddenly all you hear from her is how cute your sibling is!

She's one of the few objects that sees your sibling the most, seeing as you almost always have her with you- on or off doesn't matter- which means she gets to see a lot of your interactions.

The bravery she sees you have with them is something that assured her you're a good person, watching you make little sacrifices a lot of people wouldn't even notice for their sake. When she tries bringing it up to you, you simply turn down her efforts and tell her you'd do it a million times over for them.

If she ever does meet your sibling, she's definitely doing something chill with them. Really she isn't good with kids, and probably won't ever be, but some good old chillaxin is something she can do! Sitting on the couch and watching TV or even just watching them and you play games would be something she would be happy to do.

It's a well known fact that he's had bad experiences with kids, watching his friends be ruined due to them (as well as neglect), but he trusts you to not let him suffer the same fate.

And it's trust well placed. While the kid is a bit messy, you're always on top to explain to them how to prevent said messes and how to clean everything up after- including how to properly wash any towels used for clean up.

He's never been put through the wash so many times in a month before, not that he minds the extra time in the laundry room. And it makes him feel a little fulfilled, being able to help you out so much.

When the kid first encounters his little buddy, he's a bit worried they'll accidentally mess him up, but that isn't the case at all. They handle little buddy with care, running to show you the cute towel in the shape of an animal. He's starting to like this kid.

They would come home, one by one, starting with Hank 4 and ending with Hank 3- working as a nurse means he often came home around dinner, not that it stopped him from being just as affectionate; if not more because of it ("they get you for hours without me, baby, of course I'm gonna cling to you" he whined in your ear once).

After you agreed to help Hank 5 become a father, they started planning every little thing. Your meals, usually cooked by Hank 1, were made with ingredients that supposedly helped with fertility. Hank 4 would give you a massage on the floor awhile after he got home, claiming that relaxed muscles helped the process; how he can't say, just that it does. Hank 2 and 3 track your period, Hank 2 mostly because he worries over you a lot, Hank 3 because he knows how to optimize when you're most fertile. And Hank 5, of course, is rocking your shit almost every night.

Of course, the other Hanks get their fill of you, but they allow Hank 5 to always be the first of the night, so he'll have a better chance of being the father; not that he cares, if his baby ends up being his bros he'd still love the kid as his own.

Hank 5 is kissing gently at your stomach, grabbing onto it and keeping his eyes trained on your face, enjoying the show as Hank 2 kisses you gently.

They've got you completely surrounded in the bed, Hank 4 is holding you from behind, Hank 3 is next to Hank 5- holding your legs apart for him as he lays in between you, Hank 1 and 2 are on your sides, taking turns pushing against your lips passionately.

"You always do so good for us, baby" Hank 3 cooes, resting one of your legs on his shoulder while the other is held away from Hank 5 by Hank 1. 3 is kissing around the calf of your leg, winking at you as you make eye contact for a brief moment, the moment not lasting long because Hank 1 is pulling you back into a deep kiss.

"So good" Hank 4 repeats, nuzzling his head into the back of your neck and taking a deep breath. His hands hold up your shirt, balling it up just beneath your breasts.

Hank 5 is grabbing and pushing against your stomach and hips, admiring how the skin pulls and squishes. It's so embarrassing how he can lay there and not pay attention to the huge wet spot in your underwear right in front of him. You know he knows it's there, that he and the other Hanks caused this, and yet he doesn't do anything about it.

Yet.

When he stops his pulling and pushing of your skin and makes eye contact with you, you know you're in for a ride. "Gonna make you a baby, yeah?" He mutters, his hands drifting to the inner of your thighs, "that what you want? To help me become a father?" He's leaning down until he's face first with your underwear, peering up at you with a big smile before he closes his eyes and sticks out his tongue.

Hank 1 stops kissing you to assure they can all hear you for the first one. All of them watching as Hank 5 drags his tongue against the wet spot on your underwear. Almost in unison they all groan at the sight, relishing in the deep and shaky breath you let out. It's a euphoric feeling, finally getting what you want, even if it's limited.

Before you can ask for more, Hank 2 is grasping at your jaw and pulling you in for a deep kiss again. He's pushing his tongue up against your lips and starts one of the messiest kisses of the night.

Hank 4 is sliding his hands down, tickling against your sides before he rests one hand in your hip. His other hand grabs onto your hand, leading it down to Hank 5's hair. He makes your hand grab onto it in a fist full, keeping his hand on top of yours. As Hank 5 gets more and more into eating you out with your underwear still on, Hank 4 starts to press 5's head into you more- using your hand to do so as well.

The pleasure is so intense, feeling something from all around you is mind numbing and they know that. They thrive on how it gets you.

"Look at how much he loves it" Hank 1 mutters in your ear, grabbing your jaw and pulling you away from Hank 2 to look down at Hank 5. He's moaning into your underwear as his tongue drags and pushes against it. It's almost as if the underwear isn't there with how he eats you out.

Hank 3 rubs his thumb against your calf, letting his other hand wander around Hank 5's head to rest just above his head. He's teasing in the worst way possible, brushing his thumb ever so gently over your clit like an expert. Damn his medical experience.

The moans that leave Hank 5 are pornographic, enjoying how you try and squirm in their grasp and how his hair is pulled by you and Hank 4.

It's almost too much, the feeling of Hank 5 eating you out while the rest touch and tease you. It easily makes you cum, your hand in 5's hair pulling him impossibly close as you do. He's happy to oblige, moaning as he tastes it through your underwear. They're even more wet now, and when he slides his tongue up one last time they're sliding up with him easily.

When 5 sits up, still in between your legs, all the Hanks take a moment to take in the sight of you- mostly your underwear though. The giant wet spot makes them all blush and groan in various pitches. "God you're perfect" Hank 5 mutters while rubbing his hands comfortingly along your inner thighs.

"Hell yeah you are" Hank 1 mutters in your ear. Hank 4 nodding again your shoulder. His hand in Hank 5's hair now resting on your stomach. Your hand that was in Hank 5's hair is now resting against his shoulder.

After a quiet moment, Hank 3 moves his hand down to cup your entire lower area, enjoying the little jump you make at the feeling. "Gonna let Hank 5 in? Let him cum inside you? Finally gonna make him a father?" He says, the blush on his cheeks flaring up more and showing just how much he enjoys the dirty talk.

"Please" you whisper, head falling against Hank 4's shoulder as Hank 3 pushes your underwear to the side to get a full look at you.