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Does anyone else feel weirdly attracted to Abel after Hear My Hope? I donât know if itâs his squishable face, him growing a backbone, or itâs just Patrick Stumpâs voice, but I feel a certain way about him.
I mean, look at him:
Heâs so adorable, I canâtâŚ
They Have A Nightmare - (W/ Adam, Lucifer, Abel, Lute)
Summary: Short, little, fluffy, but kinda angst-filled scenarios where you comfort them after a nightmare.
Contents/Possible Warnings: Fluff, lots of fluff, angst, Mentions of death, insecurities, allusions to smut, no actual smut
Adam
You woke to the sound of rustling sheets, Adam moving next to you in bed. You drowsily blinked open your eyes, turning them to the clock on the nightstand, the time being just after midnight; way too early for him to be awake, no matter how much of a morning person he was. He sat up, back facing you, as he went to leave the bed, only for you to grab onto him tiredly.
"Adam," you spoke sleepily, trying to pull him back down with you, eager to get back to sleep. "Where are you going...?" Then, you stopped, your eyes widening as he turned to look down at you, the last remnants of tears he must've tried to wipe away in his golden eyes. "Hey, what's wrong?" You asked gently, now wide awake.
He shook his head, pulling away from you. "I'm fine, babe. Go back to sleep." He deflected, avoiding your gaze. "Just a bad dream, my favorite guitar broke, usual nightmare shit." He stood up, heading over to the balcony, peering out into Heaven's night sky. Something was bothering him, and you severely doubted it was just about a guitar. He never avoided you like this before, his usual overconfident self prone to attracting attention instead of dodging it.
"Adam..." You murmured, following him outside, placing yourself under one of his large, soft wings for warmth, him wrapping it around you out of habit. "Tell me what really happened, honey." You gave him a sympathetic smile. "You can tell me about whatever's bothering you. I promise I'll be here, even if I was a massive bitch in your dream or something," you joked, earning a small laugh from him.
He stayed silent for a long moment, staring out into the cityscape before speaking, voice soft. "You wouldn't leave me for anyone else, right?" He hesitantly questioned, turning his head to you. "It's just..." He paused, biting his lip, unsure if he should say what he wanted to. "You're the first person I've been with in a really long time who wasn't only sex to me, and Iâ" He hesitated again, wiping tears out of his eyes. "I love you, y'know? I don't wanna lose you like I did to someone else before." He took a deep breath, wing pulling you closer. "Tell me you won't leave."
You frowned, your hurt aching in your chest as you looked at him. He's never been so vulnerable before, and while you're happy he's comfortable, it hurts like no pain you could've ever imagined to see him like this. "I won't leave, I promise." You reassured him, gently kissing him, something he happily returned.
"I'm not Lilith, and I'm most certainly not Eve," you began, wrapping your arms around him. "I wouldn't leave even if you told me to, Adam. You're stuck with me forever, so get used to it."
He laughed again, kissing you with a satisfied hum. "Maybe that's something I wanna get used to. I mean, who else would I give all these kisses to, hmm?" He picked you up, and you let out a surprised yelp that turned into laughter as he carried you to the bed.
"Hey, why don't I help tire you out, babe? I did wake you up and all, didn't I?" He smirked, leaning over you with half-lidded eyes.
Looks like you wouldn't be getting much sleep.
Lucifer
Lucifer shot awake, heart pounding in his chest as he looked around the room, eyes looking frantically around before settling on you next to him, sleeping soundly. He calmed down at the sight of you, taking a deep breath as his nightmare replayed in his head. Everyone had left him. Charlie left him. You left him. He had no one again. He was alone.
"Fuck," He whispered out, voice shaky as the fear consumed his mind. He reached out, trembling hand coming to slowly brush a stray lock of hair out of your face, admiring how peaceful you looked. He'd do anything if it meant you'd stay with him, no matter who or what it took to keep you happy. He couldn't lose the love of his life again, not after Lilith.
"Lucifer...?" You mumbled, eyes adjusting in the dark as you began to wake up. "What's wrong? Did you have another nightmare?" You sat up, blinking the sleepiness out of your eyes. You moved closer, hugging his shaky body as he rested his head on your shoulder, nuzzling into the crook of your neck. He clung to you tightly, trying to calm his breathing as you rubbed a hand on his back, helping to soothe him.
"Was it the dream about Lilith again...?" You questioned gently, approaching the subject with caution so as to not upset him even further, knowing just how much even the mention of her hurt him.
"No," he croaked out, hugging you tighter. "It was a new one. Charlie left, a-andâ" He sobbed, wiping away his tears before speaking again. "You left, too. Everyone left. I was alone again." He buried his head deep into your shoulder, sticking to you as he cried, body shaking with sobs as he let it out.
"Shh..." You hushed softly, "I'm here, everything's okay, you'd know I'd never leave you, my love." You pressed small kisses to his hair, rocking him gently as he grew calmer, eventually taking his face off your shoulder.
"I'm sorry," he apologized in embarrassment, blushing as he looked away. "I didn't mean to wake you up, and now your shirt's all wet..."
You shook your head, holding his face in your hands. "Don't be, Lucifer. I love you, and that means you can come to me whenever you need to, even if it's the middle of the night." Then an idea crossed your mind, and you grinned. "Hey, how about we get a midnight snack to cheer you up? We can make hot chocolate!"
His eyes lit up. "Let's put marshmallows in it!"
Abel
One moment, you were having an amazing dream. and then the next you're awake, eyes closed, but feeling like something was watching you. "Whaâ" You mumbled, opening your eyes, jumping at the sight of Abel staring down at you.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorryâ" He frantically apologized, moving away and back to his side of the bed. "I just had a nightmare and I was worried you might've been dead, even though I knew you weren't, but I was really nervous about it andâ" He cut himself off to breathe in, out of breath from his hurried explanation.
"Abel, honey, slow down," you encouraged, sitting up as your sleepiness went away. "You had a nightmare? And I'm guessing I died in it?" You recounted his words as best as you could despite how fast they were. He nodded slowly, moving closer before snuggling up to you. "Talk to me about it, Abel," you smiled, running your fingers through his blond hair.
"I guess I've been nervous about becoming head of the exorcists lately," he explained softly, laying his head on your chest. "In my dream, a bunch of sinners had managed to get their way into heaven, and Iâ" He frowned, sadness in his eyes. "I couldn't do anything to help you, t-they killed you in front of me." Tears welled up in his eyes, and you brushed them away with your thumb, Abel leaning into your touch as you held his cheek in your hand. "I'm not weak, am I? I-I can protect you, right?" He stuttered out, looking into your eyes for a desperate answer.
You nodded with a gentle smile. "You're not weak, Abel. If any demon really were able to get up here, I'm sure I'd be the first person you'd save. Besides, you're too amazing to let any of them up here in the first place."
He blushed at your words, grinning cutely. "You're right, I can be pretty amazing." He leaned in, kissing you. "I'm sorry for waking you up." He murmured, cuddling you closer.
You yawned, resting your head back onto your pillow. "You can make it up to me by making me breakfast in the morning." You joked with a smile, closing your eyes as you relaxed, drifting off to sleep along with Abel.
Lute
You jolted awake at the cry of your name, eyes hurriedly gazing at the dark room, only to find nothing. Lute tossed and turned next to you, sobbing in her sleep, her hands balled into fists as she talked in her sleep. You gasped, reaching out to shake her awake, her eyes shooting open, widening when she saw you.
"You're alive?" She exclaimed, grabbing onto you, searching you for any kind of injury. "But youâ I saw you get stabbed!" She cried, clinging to you with desperation. "There was so much blood, and I failed andâ" Her hands clung to your shirt, burying her face in your chest as she sobbed.
You pulled her closer, hugging her tight as your thoughts raced. She's never cried like this in front of you before; she's always been so on guard up until now. "Lute, shh..." You attempted to soothe, wiping her tears away. "Hey, it was just a nightmare. I'm all okay, you didn't fail anything."
Lute looked up at you, breathing heavily. "You're never going down there, never. I'll never let you be an exorcist like me; it's too dangerous for you." She grabbed your face, her eyes burning with intensity as she looked into yours. "Promise me you'll never go down there. I need to know you'll be safe up here in Heaven." She demanded, tears threatening to well from her eyes.
You nodded quickly. "I promise, Lute. I won't get hurt, I'll always be here with you."
She took a shaky breath, leaning in to kiss you. "I'd kill every last one of them if they ever touched you," she growled against your lips. "You complete me." She kissed you again, pouring all of her love into it, like it'd be the last time she ever saw you again. "I'll keep you safe, I promise." She murmured against you, pulling you back down into the soft pillows of the bed. "Go back to sleep, I'll watch over you."
"Lute, you don'tâ" You stopped, watching as her eyes narrowed sternly. "Don't forget to sleep, too, okay?" You pleaded to her, a frown on your face.
"I won't," she replied, holding your hand in a silent oath. "Good night."
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:: hazbin hotel x reader.
đ ࣪ Ë âĄ đĽť or the parts of your body they're obsessed with :: smut. girls versionęą
broadcast á°.áâ§ minors dni :: gender neutral reader but afab anatomy is used :: handjob, vox :: face sitting, abel :: dry humping, alastor :: fingering; adam :: piv, lucifer
áá°đ × đđđđđ đđđ × your eyes
he thinks you are pretty, pretty when you smile, pretty when you cry. after all, they say the eyes are the mirror of the soul, and so, he always do his best to fuck you until everything's hazy and blurry with his blatant desire.
~đ¨Hazbin Hotel Men x Reader Bedroom Headcanons~ (NSFW)
A/N Hi everyone! o/ Hope you are all doing well! I've really been wanting to write one of these! A list of all the scrumptious male Hazbin characters' bedroom headcanons with fem!reader.
I'd love to hear your opinions on these and your headcanons!
Warning: At this point if you know me you know that NONE of these are SFW o-o
The references I used for the name of the positions is the Men's Health article (https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19547362/45-sex-positions-guys-should-know/)cause some of then I didn't know the name of, don't ask me why it's the first I clicked xD
Characters featured: Vox, Alastor, Lucifer, Sir Pentious, Valentino, Adam, Abel, Husk.
Tags: 18+, BDSM, Kinks, Blood, DP, Voyeurism, Anal, Pegging, Cuckholding, Praise, Brat Taming,Toys, Chocking, Rope Play, Wax Play, Oral.
Vox đş :
Inclinations: Brat tamer/Rope top/Bit of a sadist/hybriphilia

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how the hazbin boys kiss you pt.2
characters : husk, sirpentious, adam, abel
warnings : slightly suggestive. Minors DNI
a/n : season 2 was amazing, sooo happy vox was the main villain because we got to hear his amazing voice basically the whole season. lucifer didn't really have a song tho which im a bit disappointed about, when he was singing at the start of VOX POPULI bro he sounded glorious, he should have been singing the whole song đ I loved abel so much as well he was just a chill guy bro stole my heart
Abel is such a clingy guy, it's easy to mistake him for a little puppy, always following you everywhere you go, always by your side but it's not like this bothers you at all! Because what's more adorable than your boyfriend who is literally a golden retriever with wings, resting his chin on your shoulder whenever he's bored or just wants your attention (and physical affection) Even so, it's always funny how you have to remind him that you can't be with him at his meetings with the high-ranking angels or when he has things to do as the commander of the exorcists.
If you two couldn't see each other all day, it's certain that when Abel gets home, he'll do nothing but shower you with kisses. He would say that decorating your soft body and face with kisses is his favorite part of the day... if it weren't for the end of it and the moment when you two finally get into bed together, Abel being the perfect big spoon, wrapping his arms around your waist while you hold his hands in yours, his face nestled perfectly in the crook of your neck, leaving there a few sweet little kisses.
"Aren't you tired, Abel? You've been kissing my neck for like 35 minutes."
"...I am actually, but I want more of you before I start counting little lambs."
After two minutes of saying that, you can already hear him snoring at the side of your ear.
How your partner would react to you being a powerful overlord (w/Vox, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Adam, Abel)
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Warning: angst, betrayal, obsession
Genre: love and angst with betray mixed in
Summary: Youâre an undefeated Overlord even Lucifer would step around carefully, but no one has ever seen your true face. Not until today. Can be read as Women reader, GN reader, Male reader.
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đş VOXâĄď¸
Vox freezes only long enough for his software to catch up, thenâ
OH.â¨MY.â¨GOD.
He EXPLODES into excitement.â¨Static flaring red,â¨eyes glitching like fireworks,â¨voice blown out by microphone distortion:
âBABEâOH MY FUCKING GOD, BABEâYOUâRE THE MOST POWERFUL OVERLORD IN HELL?!â
His ego SPROUTS WINGS.
He literally storms into the Vees boardroom and demands a new sign be built immediately:
V V V V
Velvet goes âwhy the extra V?ââ¨He smirks:â¨âVox. Velvette. Valentino. AND V(you).â
Next day?â¨Billboards.â¨Ads.â¨Commercials.â¨âVOX + THE STRONGEST OVERLORDâUNSTOPPABLE COUPLE OF HELL.â
He livestreams your relationship announcement like a wedding.
He kisses you on camera.â¨He flexes you like a trophy.â¨He posts fan edits.â¨He plays your clips on repeat behind him in interviews.
Normally youâd throttle himââ¨but you love him, so you allow it.
He literally hugs you from behind during broadcasts and whispers into your mic:
âLet Hell see weâre the apex predators. Together.â
Obsessed doesnât cover it.â¨Heâs delusional-proud.â¨He thinks you and him are Hellâs royal power couple.
And honestly? You kinda are.
đď¸ ALASTORđť
Alastorâs smile goes dead stillâradio static ringing behind him like a glitching memory.
He speaks slowly:â¨âMy dear⌠you?â
His voice lowers into a dangerous velvet confusion:â¨âYouâof all soulsâan Overlord equal to the beasts I hunt?â
He genuinely cannot compute it.â¨It doesnât match anything about you.
âYouâre gentle. And hopelessly softhearted. And you laugh easily. And you feed stray demons. And you forgive everythingâŚâ
His head tilts, voice barely audible:â¨ââŚso why are you one of them?â
He stares like trying to read secrets written under your skin.
Then his smile returnsâtoo sharp.â¨Too possessive.
âYou should have told me.â
Not angry.â¨Not loud.â¨But wounded, possessive, hungry for truth.
âNo more lies,â he murmurs, touching your cheek with gloved fingers. âYou belong to me, and I cannot protect what I do not fully know.â
There it isâthe yandere edge.
He steps closer, voice honey-sweet with ownership:â¨âYou are mine, mon chĂŠri. Every secret. Every power. Every ruthless part of you⌠Iâll love even those.â
His smile drops one more octave:â¨âAnd if Hell fears you⌠wonderful.â¨It means theyâll never dare take you from me.â
He kisses your knuckles like claiming territory.
đ LUCIFERđĽ:
Lucifer hears the reveal through a dozen screaming demon tabloids and televised reactions all at onceânews choppers outside, sirens, gossip websites crashing.
Heâs in his office doing paperwork and suddenlyâslamâevery screen broadcasts your overlord form unmasked.
He freezes.
Then sets his pen down very slowly.
ââŚoh.â
Not angry.
Not horrified.
Just stunned.
He leans back in his throne chair, staring at the footage, eyes widening in growing realization:
ââŚoh my stars⌠sheâs magnificent.â
Thereâs fear in his chestânot fear OF youâbut fear FOR you.
The knowledge that you survived Hell alone, climbed higher than anyone predicted, became something colossal without help.
He whispers to himself:
âWhat have you endured, my loveâŚ?â
When you return home Lucifer stands at his balcony, hair swaying in the wind dramatically (of course), heart pounding.
âYou couldâve told me,â he murmurs, voice tremoring just slightly. âIâm ancientâIâve seen terrorsâbut you⌠you frighten me in a way I donât hate.â
Yes, Lucifer Morningstar is intimidated.
Yes, he loves that about you.
He steps closer, tracing your arm with gentle fingertips:
âIâve always attracted powerful women⌠but you? You are a force Hell itself bows to.â
You start to apologize and he hushes you with a soft touch to your cheek:
âNo, no apologies. Only⌠no more hiding. I want every part of you. Even the parts that terrify the universe.â
His tone dropsâ
warm,
devoted,
a little desperate:
âAnd I hope⌠I pray⌠that when I canât guide Charlie, you will. Hell needs people like her. And it needs people like you. Together.â
He kisses your forehead,
a reverent gesture,
almost worship.
âMy queen,â he whispers against your skin,
âIâve never been more proud⌠or more afraid⌠and I love that.â
Then, joking shyly under his breath:
âI canât believe Iâve bagged another terrifying goddess. Truly, an addiction at this point.â
He laughs nervouslyâ
Lucifer Morningstar,
nervous.
And in love.
đŤCHARLIEđ
Charlie freezes when the mask slips. Her smile faltersâjust onceâbecause the thought hits her immediately:â¨How long were you carrying this alone? Why didnât you trust me?
She tries to stay composed since millions just saw the reveal live, but you can see it in her eyesâconfusion mixed with a sting of betrayal. Later, when cameras are off, she quietly asks:
âWhy didnât you tell me?â
Not yelling. Not accusing. Just soft hurt.â¨She squeezes her tail nervously and avoids eye contact for a moment.
âWhen we decided to be together, I thought we promised honestyâŚâ
Her voice shakes, but she doesnât pull away from you.â¨Because Charlie isnât someone who gives up on love easily.
But then, understanding floods through her:â¨âYou must have had reasons⌠Hell doesnât treat the powerful kindly.â
Her heart aches at the idea of you going through centuries of punishment ALONE. She gently takes your hand and smilesâwobbly but loving:
âJustâŚplease donât keep things like that from me again.â
And thenâbecause Charlie always dreams forwardââ¨âIf youâll help the hotelâwith your powersâand with redemption⌠then of course I forgive you.â
She kisses your cheek and whispers:â¨âI love all sides of you⌠even the terrifying ones.â
đŚ VAGGIEđŞ˝
When the whole internet of Hell erupts over your livestream identity reveal, Vaggie shuts the screen off before the comments could get hateful.
She doesnât ask questions, doesnât accuse, doesnât raise her voice.â¨She just sits beside you quietly, knees touching your knees, and says in a painfully soft whisper:
ââŚIâve hidden who I was too.â
At first, you think she means her lifeâshe shakes her head. No who she was.
âNo. Thatâs only part of it. I hid because I didnât know who I was. And I thought if people knew, Iâd be targeted, or used, or hated.â
A long pause.â¨A long inhale.
Her voice trembles:
âI was an Angel, an exorcistââ¨I thought being honest would mean losing everything⌠Iâm sorry my loveâ
And it hits youâshe understands in a way almost no one else possibly could.
Then she takes your hands in hers, squeezing so tight her gloves creak.
âThank you for surviving long enough to meet me.â
You blinkâsheâs crying silently.
There is no judgment in her touch.â¨Only empathy.â¨Only understanding.
Then she confesses:â¨âIâm terrified most days. I pretend Iâm strong for everyone. But I know what itâs like to carry fear alone⌠so now that everyone knows your truth, let me share mine.â
She leans into your shoulder, voice small and fragile:
âDonât hide from me. I wonât hide from you anymore either.â
She doesnât kiss you.â¨She rests her forehead against yoursâthe most intimate acceptance sheâs capable of.
đĄď¸ ADAMđ¸
Adamâs shock slowly turns into something forbidden and intoxicating. He laughsâhalf panicked, half flustered:
âOf course youâd be an Overlord. Because this relationship wasnât already sinful enough.â
He paces, visibly stressed, visibly turned on, visibly annoyed with himself:
âI should condemn you. I should. But⌠I canât. Because I love you and yourâentire physical situation isâvery distracting.â
Eventually, Adam corners you gently, voice dropping:â¨âBut there have to be rules. If weâre doing this⌠you need to help me with exterminations.â
You cross your arms,â¨âOnly if exterminations get cut in HALFâand only every two years.â
Adam scoffs, dramatic:â¨âThatâs ridiculousâŚâ
Silence.â¨Then quiet surrender.
ââŚFine. Iâll make it work. But you owe me for this.â
His fingers slip around your waist:â¨âAnd yes, weâre still together. Even if Heaven would smite me if they knew.â
𪽠ABELđŞ˝
Abel looks at you with a shattered expression. His voice almost gone:
âYouâre one of them? The ones they warned us about?â
He retreats a step, wings tucked back, trying to breathe through the disappointment, through fear of losing you:
âYou killed, you ruled, you conqueredâwas any of it necessary?â
Your silence hurts him more than any confession.
Then you take him to your territoryââ¨not violent,â¨not chaotic,â¨but structured, peaceful, organized.
Like a strange functioning kingdom instead of Hellâs chaotic madness.
Abel looks around, amazed:â¨âThis is⌠civilized. You protected these peopleâŚ?â
He turns to you slowly, expression softening into stunned relief.
âMy love⌠maybe you were surviving, not destroying.â
He cups your cheek gently, voice breaking:â¨âBut you canât keep secrets from me anymore. Not when weâre partners.â
Then, with serious warmth:â¨âAnd I want something in return⌠join Charlieâs redemption plan. Help your people rise. Help yourself rise.â
Finally,â¨soft,â¨hopeful:â¨âI think⌠I can still believe in you.â
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