Riddler is hosting a game show in one of those inflatable sumo suits of himself and throwing tomatoes at anyone who laughs at him (Robin gets completely pelted when they go to stop him)

Penguin let 19 different penguins labeled 2-20 out into the street and they are biting people.

Ivy replaces firefly’s flame throwers with biodegradable glitter canons (batgirl approved) since he kept scorching her plants

Harley is setting up cartoon style traps (painted tunnels etc) and for some reason people keep falling for them

Clayface is actively pretending to be a biblically accurate angel and is just wandering for the sake of it

Mad hatter has filled the Harbor with tea and is swimming in it

Scarecrow gassed 3 different buildings with harmless Vapor but people are panicking regardless because it’s green and they’re all traumatised

Mr freeze is helping penguin in his bullshit by making snow-penguins and throwing balls of ice at red Robin specifically

Condiment king had occupied a bat burger and absolutely nobody wants to go deal with him

Calendar man has made it so these all go on within the same 24 hours of one another for continuity

Summary:A few headcanons of Jervis Tetch!

Author’s note!: I’ve been getting into DC rogues a lot!. Sorry for being gone for so long (╥﹏╥)…so here’s a lil warm up fanfic to get back into the game!. I’m hoping to get some request for DC but mainly for mad hatter and other rouges so please send in request!!

Warning!: English is not my first language I apologize for grammatical errors and spelling mistakes!.

-His love for you is undoubtable, from his endearing touches to his longing glances. It’s not hard to tell his yearning for you, even if you two are in fact together.

-If I recall correctly in his first introduction in BTAS, he claimed to be lonely. So to have you a beautiful person, inside and out, spend your love on him is something that makes it seems his heart has run laps with the way it’s beating.

-Aside from his own delusional dreams of a perfect wonderland, you are one of his devotions. He can spend hours with you, preferably talking but he doesn’t mind the silence.

-Touch starved, he’s nervous to even hold your hand in fear of you reeling back in disgust. He himself knows he’s not all that well looking to most. But if your hold his face and look at him with your love filled eyes, suddenly he feels like the finest of men out there. Because if you can find something to love about him, that’s all that matters.

-He craves the masculinity he feels he doesn’t have, he’s quiet and timid when he was first introduced, but the minute he gained an upper hand on others he puffed out his chest. That power makes him feel masculine, “beating” those robbers inflated that feeling more. As he protected Alice, I feel like the same can be applied to you. If there’s ever a situation that he can help you, protect you. A sense of pride swells within him.

-weirdly enough, his favorite physical aspect of you is your eyes, he can see the color of them shine in the sun, or glimmer with excitement, and even look at him with adoration. Which can make him weak in the knees at just a simple glance. Another one is your hands, whether warm or cold, he likes the feeling of your hand in his. Especially if his hands are bigger than yours significantly. It ties back with his want of masculinity.

-Spoils you, of course he does why shouldn’t he. It can be something simple like a book or your favorite tea, maybe a pastry you’ve been craving. Or something significant like a necklace, a hat to match his, etc.

-If your off doing your own thing throughout the day, and him as well. He’d have small moments through out the day with thoughts of you, or maybe for a hot minute even day dreaming about you. Asking himself questions about how you’re doing and things of that nature.

-Yearner, I’m sure we’re all aware.

poor Jervis

He wakes up in a cold sweat because he remembers feeling Edward Nygma’s collarbone break. That night he had only stolen money, he wouldn’t have even gotten hurt, but he took a hostage.

Bruce dissociated during an entire dinner, his food getting cold and eventually losing his appetite, because he couldn’t stop mentally re-playing the way Jonathan Crane begged for Batman to not let him die when the only thing that stopped him from falling into the freezing harbor was the bat’s grip.

He still gets intrusive thoughts about the blood on his fists after hitting Oswald Cobblepot, the physical sensation of the blow echoing through his body every now and again.

He stutters mid-sentence at a gala because a phrase reminded him of Nora Fries, and how all Victor Fries wanted was to save her. A quick recovery from his mistake, but his mind wondered into a world where Nora never got sick, and no one ever said the name Mr. Freeze.

He avoids the bank on 7th because it was there that he saw Harvey Dent kill a man the first time.