#x reader headcanons

🎓 When he first met you, he was enchanted. Especially if you had amazing assets. He flocked to you immediately, much to Irina’s and Karasuma’s dismay. And despite your initial shock, you grew to love him dearly.

🎓 Korosensei isn’t that well versed in romance. The closest he ever got was Aguri, and we all know how that ended. He is quite the charmer though, he’ll take you across the world on your lunch breaks if you ask. And he’s always making you laugh with his goofy antics.

🎓 He isn’t very touchy in the first few months, unless you initiate it. He can’t believe that anyone would like him in a romantic way, considering how he looks and how vulgar he acts. But your acts of love soon diminish those doubts and he becomes very touchy and clingy. With all his tentacles.

🎓 Talks about you CONSTANTLY. The entire class, even though they love you, are sick about hearing about you all the time. You will have to personally ask Koro to stop it, and even then, it’ll take a week or so to break the habit. The students and Karasuma thank you.

🎓 Overall, it’s a very unconventional relationship, but you two love it. You make Koro the happiest octopus of a man in the world! He never imagined a life like this for himself, but he wouldn’t trade it for anything.

🕶️ Franky loves pinning you up against a wall. The first time he did it, he was dared to, he didn’t even realize how it looked until he looked down at your flustered face. He’s just too cool, he does it unknowingly! After the first time, he starts doing it a lot more.

🕶️ Does it all the time, in public and in private. The crew is sick of it and once in a while, he’ll accidentally do it to another crew member because he does it instinctively. You always get really flustered and fan girl, the entire crew knows about it and just learn to live with it. Usopp regrets daring Franky to this very day.

🕶️ He finds equally adorable and funny when you try pinning him up against a wall. You’re dwarfed by him in both size and height, so it’s a little awkward. He won’t get all flustered like you do, he’ll just laugh and give you a smooch.

🕶️ Franky will do it to put on a show if anyone’s trying to flirt with you or him. He’ll wander over and “mistakenly” pin you against the wall. That way the guy/girl will get awkward and walk away. You scold him about it all the time, but he tells you it looks super cool when he does that. Which it does.

Brook

🎻 Brook’s first time pinning you to a wall was accidental. He was performing his iconic ‘forty five degrees’ and you just happened to be in the way. He was equally as flustered as you, but you would never know since he had no skin. Skull joke! He likes the reaction it gets out of you, he finds it cute.

🎻 Brook does it in private more than in public. He’ll lean in with those wide, empty eye sockets of his. And instead of saying anything romantic, he’ll just ask to see your panties. He’s not the greatest at romance, but he’s trying. Whether you show him them or not, he’s happy to see you all red in the face.

🎻 When you pinned him against the wall, he was absolutely melting. Even though you’re incredibly shorter than him, he was freaking out. So much so, the crew stared and watched. Being on a ship alone for eighty years really makes you over react to the smallest forms of intimacy, it seemed.

🎻 He doesn’t do it as a way to show off, but more to get your attention. To get you both flustered and your eyes on him. You can be reading a book and suddenly you’ll see him above you. It’s both terrifying and romantic. No it’s just terrifying.

🍽️ Sanji loves you so much and he cares about your health. You having asthma can make him a little overprotective, but he’s really trying his best. If you really think he’s overdoing it, he’ll stop. He just worries.

🍽️ He didn’t know when you first got together. He only found out when he was smoking next to you and you started having a coughing fit. He felt SO guilty after and apologized a million times, begging for forgiveness even after you forgave him. He never wants to hurt you and he hates that he did.

🍽️ After that, he’s very cautious about smoking. He won’t quit because he can’t imagine a life without his cigarettes, but he’ll make sure to give you a heads up and step away while he’s smoking. Somedays, you can see he’s fidgeting because he wants to take a smoke break, but he’s so enthralled by you, he doesn’t want to leave. A true ultimatum.

🍽️ Sanji doesn’t like taking chances with you. If he suspects something will cause you to get overly winded or start having as asthma attack? He’ll let you do as much as you can and when you start to show decline, he’ll step in. He doesn’t want to take away what you can do, but he doesn’t want you to push yourself.

🍽️ He’s your backup first aid kid. He carries an inhaler (or whatever the one piece equivalent is) in his jacket pocket all the time. Ironically, it’s right beside his lighter. He will be the first at your side when you have an asthma attack and the last to leave you.

🍽️ Also, he totally makes the joke about taking your breath away. Nami definitely smacks him on the head for that.

🍖 When Luffy first met you, he knew immediately that he wanted you on his crew. You were so cool! But, when he first saw you, he did think you were a fish and tried to eat you. After a quick hit to his rubber skull, he was aware you were not edible.

🍖 He asks you a million questions. Some are very stupid (“can you poop in both forms”) and some just downright weird (“when you become half fish where do your parts go”). You try to answer all his questions the best you can if you’re in a good mood. After all, he means well. But if you get to fed up, you can always splash water in his face without lifting a finger.

🍖 Luffy wants to swim with you, even if he’s a devil fruit user. So a lot of the time it’s just you letting him hold onto you weakly, but for dear life, as you swimming slowly around the surface. You’ll take him to the floor if it’s shallow water, so he can see all the fish (and maybe take some for Sanji to cook).

🍖 Overall, he loves you for all of you. From your head to the fins of your tail, he is always talking about how cool you are. To the point where if he sees any fish that vaguely looks like your mermaid form, he’ll point it out. He loves how different you are, because it allows him new experiences he hasn’t had before.