#dal-bit

Ponyboy: does anyone mind catchin a movie tonight with me? There’s one at 7 and I’m itchin to see it

Johnny: I’ll go :)

Soda and Steve: we’re in

Darry: Sure kid, sounds fun

Darry: Dal, two? What do you guys thi-

*turns to see the two of them making out in the living room*

Darry: *immediately covers Ponyboy’s eyes* hey! Would you two stop swappin spit every two seconds

Dallas: *slowly turns his head to look at him* would you stop watchin ya creep *goes back to kissing his boyfriend*

JALLY:

I like you

Your’e probably either pretty new to the fandom or have liked it since you joined

Very hit or miss for me, its either a great fic or a bad fic

STEVEPOP:

Basic.

I like you tho. 

Only works if I’m feeling Jally that day tho

again, b a s i c

all the fics take place at the DX tho ahsashshsh

DAL-BIT:

I know nothing abt this ship

I’ve written for it once

I honestly only read like three things for it, but they were all pretty good-

I don’t ship it, but its a vibe

TARRY:

Literally the only person in the books I like Darry with

They are a MOOD

Tim would make Darry happy and that’s all I care abt is them being happy

I like the vibe sm idk

Never really written for them, but read some good things

DALLYPOP:

I love you.

That’s it. 

PURLY:

Again, I love it.

Its so funny, its perfect

The vibes are immaculate

I’ve never written for it i don’t think-(i literally don’t write anything)

DALLYBOY:

no thank you.

SODABOY/PONYPOP/DARRYPOP/ETC:

Watching the other sleep!!!!

AHHH ROCK THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!! Muah!!!!

Warnings: none

Words: 323

Fluff

Taglist: @therealsehinton @thegaygreaser @naturallesbain @donttakemyknives

dally: kill him

twobit:

dally, softer: i kill him for you?

steve: i put the pun in punishment!

twobit: i put the d in dally!

the gang: what

darry: what

ponyboy: what the fuck

dally:

Pairing: Dally x Two-Bit

Request by: @dallyvally

A/N: Sorry it's so late....And short....and not good...

"So a penguin and a farmer walk into a bar-" Two-Bit was sitting at Buck's with Dally.

"You tell that joke every time!" Buck exclaims.

"Let him tell the joke, Bucky." Dally cuts in.

Buck lets out a frustrated sigh, then Dally nudged Two-Bit's arm.

Two-Bit's jokes were quick and clever. He went on all night long, telling jokes and making other people laugh.

Dally thought the jokes were hilarious and he never hesitated to say that Two-Bit was one of his best buds.

"Two-Bit, tell 'em that joke about the blonde and the barnyard!" Dally laughed.

"The blonde and the barnyard? A classic!" He rubbed his hands together and gave the performance of a lifetime.

After a while, the bar emptied out and all that was left was Two-Bit, Dally, and Hank Williams. The two teens were talking to each other, both a bit tipsy.

"We should dance, Dal." Two-Bit states.

"To what?" Dally replied.

"Hank Williams!"

"Hank Williams is awful." Dally took another sip of beer.

"He ain't that bad!"

"He is when that's all you listen to all the damn time!" He turned to the bar. "Change the fucking song, Buck!"

Two-Bit laughed. "You don't like good 'ol Hank?"

"No. He's annoying as hell."

"Aw! Shoot! That's a lie!" Two-Bit grinned. "I saw you dancin' to him earlier."

Dally mumbled under his breath.

"We should dance to it!"

"No."

"C'mon, Dal. Please?"

Dally sighed and Two-Bit pulled him out into the middle of the room. They slow danced.

Dally would whisper complaints in Two-Bit's ear as Two-Bit spun him around. Then at the last moment, Two-Bit placed a kiss on Dally's lips.

Dally pushed him away fast. "What the fuck was that?!"

Two-Bit's face flashed red and he took a step back. "I- I didn't mean to. I was just jokin' I just-"

"If you're gonna kiss me, do it right!"

Dally pressed his lips against Two-Bit's and Two-Bit was paralyzed from shock. He soon snapped out of it when Dally pulled him close. And sparks flew everywhere!

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