Steve: "WHOA-HO-HO, lookin' good, Johnny!"

Johnny: "... I didn't ask😐"

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Pony: "Bi people get such a bad rep! We're not whores!"

Johnny: "No offense, but you were crushing on Cherry and Curly at the same time..."

Pony: "STFU—"

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Soda: "Sometimes I get Pony and Johnny mixed up."

Darry, irritated: "Well for starters— one of them's your FUCKING BROTHER!"

Soda: "I can't help it! I think they're slowly fusing..."

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Some random soc: "Still pretendin' to be an emo freak, Cade?"

Johnny: "Still gagging on my dick? Must taste good."

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Two-Bit: "So, imagine you're stranded on an island with no food or water. What's your first move?"

Dally, scrolling: "That would never happen to me."

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Johnny, talking to the guidance counselor: "My long-term goal is to overthrow the concept of peace🙂"

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Cherry: "So who do you like? I see you hanging around Johnny and Curly more than anyone else😏"

Pony: "... sooo, I'm actually choosing to plead the 5th"

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*Dally walks into the Curtis house*

Dally: "'Sup, gang? I'm back from New York!"

Johnny: "For real? Wasn't expecting that."

Dally: "Where'd you think I was??"

Darry: "We just assumed you got arrested again."

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*Soda and Steve playing Uno*

Soda: "UNO OUT, I WIN!!"

Steve: "Well y'know what they say— if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em."

Soda: "OH😳"

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Johnny: "Sometimes I feel like Rue from Euphoria... without all the hardcore drugs."

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Soda: "You guys ever think about the future?"

Pony: "All the time."

Steve: "Yeah."

Darry: "Occasionally."

Johnny: "No."

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Darry, leaving the house: "Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

*door closes*

Soda: "Soooo... what do we do now?"

Johnny: "Something stupid😈"

Pony: "GOD, NO—"

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Darry: "Who's been binging Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my Disney+ profile???"

Two-Bit: "I think the answer's pretty obvious🤣"

Darry: "JUST ADD YOUR OWN?"

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Teacher: "How would you describe yourself?"

Johnny: "I like to think of myself as the opposite of a therapist."

Teacher: "Oh!"

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Pony, texting Johnny: why'd u turn ur lo off??

Johnny, replying: cs we go to the same school and live in the same house💀

Pony, in algebra: i see how it is

Johnny, in P.E.: pony pls bru

Pony: text me when ur done being a WHORE

All of them have secrets they think they're super sneaky about hiding from the other two. They're not.

(Post-canon) Baloney is now a banned item from the household. Darry was a little disappointed as it was good for sandwiches. Pony was relieved. Soda doesn't give a shit.

The only not hidden medications are Advil and Ibuprofen after Pony took 5 Benadryl a few to many times for safety.

Eating together is mandatory

Whoever made dinner is free of kitchen duty

Darry forces Pony to keep the door open whenever Curly is over after catching them playing Chicken.

Monopoly is banned

Darry sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night just to make sure Soda and Pony are ok

And vise versa

Spicy food has to be made seperate as Darry has a high spice tolerance, soda a medium spice tolerance, and Pony's is nonexistent

There have been more than a few times where Darry will find Pony just eating a lemon at 2am

Accomplishments go on the fridge

They own a chore chart

They use those cute clay magnets with all the foods painted on them

imagine though: it’s like 2am, Two-bit’s sneaking back into the East side after a date with Marcia, when he hears rustling near him, he thinks he’s boutta get jumped or sm when DARRY pops out from the trees. They’re kinda js standing there like 🫥 until soda (also sneaking back from the west side) runs into them. So now they’re standing there like that one Spider-Man meme interrogating each other until Pony comes up to them and is like “what tf r yall doing” (he’s not even dating a Soc, him and curly js snuck over there to fuck around on the west side 💀)