#purly

Steve: "WHOA-HO-HO, lookin' good, Johnny!"

Johnny: "... I didn't ask😐"

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Pony: "Bi people get such a bad rep! We're not whores!"

Johnny: "No offense, but you were crushing on Cherry and Curly at the same time..."

Pony: "STFU—"

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Soda: "Sometimes I get Pony and Johnny mixed up."

Darry, irritated: "Well for starters— one of them's your FUCKING BROTHER!"

Soda: "I can't help it! I think they're slowly fusing..."

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Some random soc: "Still pretendin' to be an emo freak, Cade?"

Johnny: "Still gagging on my dick? Must taste good."

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Two-Bit: "So, imagine you're stranded on an island with no food or water. What's your first move?"

Dally, scrolling: "That would never happen to me."

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Johnny, talking to the guidance counselor: "My long-term goal is to overthrow the concept of peace🙂"

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Cherry: "So who do you like? I see you hanging around Johnny and Curly more than anyone else😏"

Pony: "... sooo, I'm actually choosing to plead the 5th"

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*Dally walks into the Curtis house*

Dally: "'Sup, gang? I'm back from New York!"

Johnny: "For real? Wasn't expecting that."

Dally: "Where'd you think I was??"

Darry: "We just assumed you got arrested again."

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*Soda and Steve playing Uno*

Soda: "UNO OUT, I WIN!!"

Steve: "Well y'know what they say— if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em."

Soda: "OH😳"

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Johnny: "Sometimes I feel like Rue from Euphoria... without all the hardcore drugs."

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Soda: "You guys ever think about the future?"

Pony: "All the time."

Steve: "Yeah."

Darry: "Occasionally."

Johnny: "No."

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Darry, leaving the house: "Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

*door closes*

Soda: "Soooo... what do we do now?"

Johnny: "Something stupid😈"

Pony: "GOD, NO—"

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Darry: "Who's been binging Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my Disney+ profile???"

Two-Bit: "I think the answer's pretty obvious🤣"

Darry: "JUST ADD YOUR OWN?"

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Teacher: "How would you describe yourself?"

Johnny: "I like to think of myself as the opposite of a therapist."

Teacher: "Oh!"

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Pony, texting Johnny: why'd u turn ur lo off??

Johnny, replying: cs we go to the same school and live in the same house💀

Pony, in algebra: i see how it is

Johnny, in P.E.: pony pls bru

Pony: text me when ur done being a WHORE

Soda and pony like thrifting (it’s like the one thing soda can focus on for long periods of time, it’s also how they get clothes that are decent quality without spending 8 billion dollars)

Soda wears sandals 24/7 (he wears shorts in the winter bc he “doesn’t like the way sandals look with pants”) (Darry is ripping his hair out)

darry will send pony those “white boy, why” horse picture things (iykyk) to tell him stuff instead of communicating like a normal person

6-7 was such a problem in their household that Darry banned it from being said while on the property

yes this means that two-bit stood on the sidewalk and screamed it at like 7 in the morning once

Ponyboy vapes (though in this universe he’s actually less of an addict bc Darry/CPS would NOT be happy if they found out so pony js doesn’t tell him. Therefore he cannot js take a hit whenever he wants so he’s actually got some sense of self control)

dally will bully pony for vaping and then turn around and light his 87th cigarette of the day

pony and Johnny hide the stuff they don’t want the gang seeing in the lot (it’s mostly js vapes)

two-bit, soda, and Steve play steal a brainrot religiously

pony likes grow a garden

pony uses Duolingo bc he’s bored and kinda js doesn’t tell anyone (he’s got like 12 courses that he either quit after like one lesson or simply forgot abt, he’s pretty far along for like 2 of them tho)

pony and curly care more abt their snap streak then life itself

curly is absolutely addicted to monsters (he drinks like 5 a day)

curly listens to the most heinously freaky music you’ve ever heard, examples include MSI, Limp Bizkit, Odetari, etc.

pony likes Radiohead/The Smiths (projecting my music taste onto him :D)

Purly pulling a 2000s teenager and sneaking thru each others windows at like 2am (curly has accidentally stepped on soda while doing so whoops)

the Curtis gang has nerf gun battles (blood will be shed.)

the first time Darry heard good luck babe all he could think of was Paul and he cried a little

pony and curly go on Omegle at like 3am at sleepovers (you can decide how you think that goes for them)

All of them have secrets they think they're super sneaky about hiding from the other two. They're not.

(Post-canon) Baloney is now a banned item from the household. Darry was a little disappointed as it was good for sandwiches. Pony was relieved. Soda doesn't give a shit.

The only not hidden medications are Advil and Ibuprofen after Pony took 5 Benadryl a few to many times for safety.

Eating together is mandatory

Whoever made dinner is free of kitchen duty

Darry forces Pony to keep the door open whenever Curly is over after catching them playing Chicken.

Monopoly is banned

Darry sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night just to make sure Soda and Pony are ok

And vise versa

Spicy food has to be made seperate as Darry has a high spice tolerance, soda a medium spice tolerance, and Pony's is nonexistent

There have been more than a few times where Darry will find Pony just eating a lemon at 2am

Accomplishments go on the fridge

They own a chore chart

They use those cute clay magnets with all the foods painted on them