Could you rank golden wind characters by how many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches they eat on average 🥹🥹
Authors note: YESUHHH I love silly little asks like this one, they're always so fun to write🥹
Ok to the ranking on most to least PB&J sandwiches eaten yearly
Mista
Narancia
Giorno
Fugo
Trish
Bruno
Abbachio
Ok so Mista is definitely a sandwich guy, he just likes meals that can be prepared easily and quickly bc I don't personally think he has good cooking skills outside of general basic and meat based dishes (not bc of the sex pistols... Def not). But it's quick and easy and he eats them regularly, especially if he can't have a full meal before or after a mission
Narancia is second, he asks Mista for one if Mista ever makes one. Another one where I feel like he doesn't have the best cooking skills either, although he's more inclined to eat random fruits as opposed to make sandwiches, but he still eats them more often than the rest of the gang.
Next ik people are gonna be confused by, but Giorno. He didn't come from a good family, so I really think he would have to learn early how to be independent, and part of that is making food for yourself. If his mother ever made him food, it was always something simple like a PB&J. If he made something himself tho, it would also be something simple as he's pretty young, and it was something easy to make that he could've made since he was a child. So anyways I think he eats them every once and a while whenever he's tired or Mista or narancia offers him one.
Fugo is another one where I think he would eat them whenever he gets tired and doesn't want to cook. His parents were seen to be strict with his schooling but I don't think it would stop at that either, I think they would be strict about most things, like how actual strict parents are. So they'd be in control of most of the things he ate, and every once and a while he eats random stuff like that just to get away from the feeling of being controlled
Next is Trish, she would actually have a pretty refined palette bc of her constant pressure on herself to appear proper and pretty so people don't think she's insecure, bc she actually is. She also doesn't eat them often like fugo but every once and a while she will, and it becomes more common when she's with the gang and is able to be herself and act like an actual teenager instead of being held to a high standard.
Next, Bruno. It's something that he would never make for himself but he wouldn't decline if someone close offered to make him one. He also, like Trish, prefers finer foods but something like that, where it's just so simple and homely, makes him happy for some reason. Especially if it's from narancia making it, he gets so proud seeing how far he's come even if it's the most basic food you can make.
Next, abbachio. He eats them like thrice a year, and it's always at night when everyone else is asleep and he's awake and hungry but really really doesn't wanna cook. Otherwise he would make himself something else or even drink something instead of eat. But trust you will never catch this man eating something that he thinks is "childish". Honestly good luck even trying to catch this man eating, he straight up just doesn't eat in front of people (personal headcanon I have for him but on gangalang it's true)
