#cornographic

Proud cobs. Proud to be a cob, proud to attend Toronto Pride, proud to be luscious and scrumptious. Proud to glisten in the sun. Proud to be delectable. Proud to be loved by all people’s, as one of nature’s true delicacies.

I would consider it - the name Corn was the 9799th most popular boy’s name in 2017 and the 15443rd most popular girl’s name in 2017. This name should be moving up the ranks, as a beautiful name that encompasses a wholesome purity found nowhere else, and that doesn’t fit specific gendered expectations - the perfect name for any fresh infant

Some scrumptious kernels, ready to be served into the watering mouths of all who desire these soft yellow bites of glory inside of them

is this really a question? corn!

Investment

Some freshly shucked corn, all ready to go in the corn hot tub

Aw, shucks