#concass

Connor: Where you going with this, B?

Bart: I would like to try and kick you in the balls at top speed and see if it hurts.

Connor: Thats dumb. Its not going to hurt.

Bart: Have you tried it?

Connor: No but...

Bart: But what? Exactly! Its an impulsive urge and thats literally my code name!

Connor: Mojave Desert. Lets go.

Cassie: Absolutely not! As team leader I'm putting my foot down on this terrible idea.

Connor: You wouldn't understand, babe.

Bart: Yeah its a guy thing.

Cassie: No, its an idiot thing. Which you two clearly are!

Bart: Ok we hear you but we're still going to do it anyways because we're bored and Tim's busy with his brothers.

Cassie: Is this the kind of thing you three idiots do when you're bored?

Connor: Pretty much yeah.

Cassie: Bart could get seriously injured. Kicking steel at mach 20 or whatever is going to shatter every bone in his foot and leg!

Connor: Uhhh he's got super healing?

Bart: Thank you! Sure my leg could turn to dust but give it like, six hours max I'll be fine.

Cassie: I won't be!

Bart: Well seeing as how it won't be your leg

Connor: Or your balls

Bart: I think you'll be just fine.

Cassie: I will call Clark and Barry then.

Bart: Where do you think we got the idea from?

Cassie: Supermen and super speedsters are super idiots.