#connerkent

Tim: Conner is coming over to study. Please, for the love of Gotham, don’t say anything to embarrass me. Dick (Grayson): Of course not! But… can I casually mention you’re single? Tim: Do. Not. Meddle. Dick: You won’t even notice! Kon (Conner Kent, aka Superboy), walking in: Hey, Alfred let me in and— Dick: Tim’s single now! Jason (Todd), immediately taking out a megaphone: AND HE HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU! Tim: I need a new billionaire to adopt me. Preferably one without siblings. Kon: So… study date or actual date? Tim: …I hate you all.