incorrect batfam quotes

damian wayne: “Only the good die young” Well, I’m horrible, so you fuckers better get used to me!

bruce wayne: Must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind.

dr. pamela isley: Do you want this handful of moss? selina kyle: Why would I want a handful of fucking moss? dr. pamela isley: Damn, you could’ve just said no.

tim drake: Didn’t you die?? jason todd: That was ages ago. People change. Move on.

jason todd, rolling down the car window: So what seems to be the problem, officer? dick grayson: Get out of my car!

lian harper: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens. damian wayne: What was that middle one? lian harper: I can make a hat.

dick grayson: My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching kori speedrun the five stages of grief as she realizes with horror that she still wants to fuck me.

luke fox: tbh my favorite part of pride month is saying “AND DURING PRIDE MONTH TOO?” at every slight inconvenience.

jason todd: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?  rose wilson: AS ENEMIES?! jason todd: 

jason todd: It’s always “calm down” and “you need to relax” and “dude chill” and never “How was the rage and all consuming bitterness that festers on your aching heart? Was the rage and bitterness fun?”

cassandra cain, talking about tim drake: His fuckass instincts gonna get him killed.

bruce wayne: dick muttered behind me “all you do is hurt people”. I whipped my head back to see he wasn’t talking to me. bruce wayne: he was holding a cup of Buldak, staring intensely at the chicken mascot.

selina kyle: I can hear damian two rooms away singing to alfred the cat a song called “best friends club.” It’s about how he and the cat are in the best friends club and I’m not in it. Women have to be so strong to put up with this sort of treatment.

damian wayne, glaring at tim drake: My arch nemesis just told me that I’m not his arch nemesis. To him, I’m just a normal nemesis. I feel so stupid. Fuck my life.

jason todd: Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment? cassandra cain: Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.

selina kyle: Bruce, you love me, right? bruce wayne: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.