#cleb

You don't remember clearly your childhood bro (same lil homie)

You just remember the important stuff

Like when you Sparta kicked Caleb down the stairs cuz he said "bla bla u short +L +get ratioed +bla bla"

And well since you're a very normal cutie

He dislocated a shoulder yeah yeah but like he never dared to be stupid so like idk seems like a win bro

AND HE WASN'T A SAINT EITHER BRO

He once wanted to see if you could do a full circle on the swing at the park but here's the thing

he was scawed 🥺🥺🥺

He was such a heavy big boy what if he got hurt? 🥺🥺🥺

(mind you that wuss had A GRAVITY EVOL????)

but chill guess who was perfect for the launching experiment?

yep thas right

so to cut things short

this was you in a span of 3 MINUTES

How you two managed to reach adulthood is inexplicable istg

Josephine was DONE with you two

Like this wasn't even the worst

Once Calen thought it was a good idea eating some yellow fruits he found on a tree

he didn't know what it was

it was this:

Some of you might not know it

But if you eat too much of those

It gives you SEVERE diarrhea

And that dumbass ate like 8 of these

He shat his pants™.

like he was wearing black shorts

fellas

his leg

i- EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it was awful

and he was crying saying his ass burned and Josephine had to take his poopy ass to the hospital in her car and eurgh

chat don't forget to use protection pls it ain't worth it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

So yeah this was the sort of thing you two would get involved when you were little.

When you two were pre-teens...

That piece of shit got taller

You did too but like BRO HURRY UP???? THE COMPETITION IS WINNING

and well at this age you guys started playing more rougher

it wasn't an accidental type of violence

it was attempted murder at this point 💀

and the funny thing is that Josephine thought that it was Caleb who would always start (poor fella...MUAHAHAHAHA)

naw girl you were crazy crazy 💀

chillest play fight between you two

(you the one kicking btw)

For a while Caleb was glad that you could stand your ground

But getting jumped at ANY TIME WAS SOMETHING ELSE YOU DAMN GREMILIN 💀💀💀💀💀

But that didn't last, when you reached 12 y/o your boobs started to grow

bro

lord have mercy

(I'm so glad I'm not at this age anymore gods)

You once jumped him on the couch

But he lifted his leg, so he could keep distance by pressing his feet on your chest.

Fellas

Jesus Christ

When your chest collided you saw stars

you fell back crying

and he jumped up cuz he knew HE would be the one in trouble because regardless of whose fault really is, the one that is crying in pain is the one that gets away with Josephine.

He didn't get in trouble cuz Josephine wasn't around but he felt really bad 😭

You weren't a crier, you hardly cried actually, according to you it was cringe™

So yeah u suddenly were very chill now (amém 🙏🏽 bless)

All you guys did whenever you wanted to beef you guys would just stare at eachother.😭👇🏽

After that you didn't feel like fighting him as much anymore

it was just some feral phase

but you still like to make fun of him saying to not talk to strangers and to not shit his pants 😀

And he calls you flat a board 😡😡😡👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

(WHICH HOW DARE HE IT'S LITERALLY HIS FAULT???)

Highschool...

It's that time of life that things get a bit weird...

You fall in love for the first time

You lose friends and make new ones

You get introduced to the hierarchy of highschool

And you have to deal with the fact that SOMEONE HAD TO PUT LETTERS WITH NUMBERS IN MATH

Biggest bullshit istg 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

And hormornes

You two NEVER talk about that time that you walked in Caleb jorking it for Shego from Kim possible...

🧍🏽‍♀️... 🚶🏽‍♀️‍➡️🚪

I mean... he never talked about what he saw when you fell asleep while reading some crazy Destiel fanfiction so you can't even blackmail him without having to kill yourself later 💀💀💀

BUT YOU GOT SOMETHING ON HIM THO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE DID THIRST TRAPS GUYS

YOU FOUND IT BY ACCIDENT WHEN YOU WERE CHECKING SOMETHING ON HIS PHONE 😭😭😭😭😭

IT WAS THE RED LIGHT LEAN IN DOOR FRAME TREND BROOOOOOOOOO

You ran towards him to make fun of him and granny was there

bro lowkey felt like smashing your skull on the counter

he never felt more betrayed bro even granny was laughing like shiii 😭😭😭😭😭

Now whenever some girl would talk to him you would be smirking like the damn joker you're evil bro like

He will never forgive you bro 😭

After highschool

Things got even more hectic because of what Caleb wanted to do in the future

You wanted something for a while but... anyway, you were aiming to be Hunter now.

You two couldn't see each other much yadda yadda you know the drill (if you played the game ofc 🤨🤨🤨🤨)

Bro casually went kaboom

You sad

You mentally ill

You miss u family

sad sad

then bro again:

🤡

Cuh

You were still paying for the funeral debt

AND HE COMES BACK JUST LIKE THAT???

BITCH?

GET BACK YOU ASSHOLE

Idk about yall but real mc's jumped his ass after that stunt

no, I don't care you are wearing your Colonel cosplay, Caleb 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

But chile you COULD date him

but gorl try to be serious pls 💀

He still insecure from that time you saw his dick and said "Wow is it broken? Why does it look like a boomerang?"

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IT WAS NOT BROKEN OKAY

IT'S NORMAL TO BE CURVED LIKE THAT IT WASN'T EVEN THAT BAD

IGHT EVERONE HERE'S SOME CRACK JUST FOR U

Love yall