Gay? In My Blocks?

@veylocke-murderbox i hear you, i offer this amendment, tempered with the fear that one day soon, this polycule may grow to cover all of Seattle the entire server and beyond

@fruitwanderer dear god the polycule is expanding at a rapid speed, at this rate... no one is safe

@falsiesgf take my hand, look at me: if i ever make yaoi exclusive anything, feel free to pelt me with tomatoes. i do fear the polycule may be nearing unprecedented levels of strength that approach the political power of a small nation. if the metamours start unionizing, it's over

hello @thefleshling thank you for your call. i am pleased to unveil the HD remaster of this godforsaken shitpost because things were getting a little out of hand and a little crunchy. we now have every single active hermit present and accounted for (if anyone has a better placement for jev please let me know)

dear @queer-enderdragon and @pomodoko thank you for your correspondence and for dragging my stupid ass back into the building again. you will find the latest iteration of The Chart below, as well as this update's patch notes. please know that i am scared. yours kindly, barkingupthelittlewood

they've been flirting the whole damn time.

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They are both inexplicable cosmic entities and Just Some Guys who have History with Cleo.

Just Some Guys™

JoeB!

Crumbability; 2/10, as much as they're connected through Cleo they're not on a server together unforchies

Compatability; 7/10, BigB is almost certainly a little bit scared of Joe

Cuteness; 7.5/10, two cosmic entities who shall get along

Dynamic; 8/10, two inexplicable guys with history™

Un-ickyness; 7/10, no complaints here 👍