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Real pooltoy hours for Briar

"As you've already learned from your training, riders aren't permitted on pallet jacks. As an artificial being, I can technically be moved in this way, but if I catch one of you riding a pallet jack, I'll have to make sure that you're classified as a product, too."

OSHAvali would later discover that a surprising number of critters want to be a product, so this particular line of training was dropped from its industrial lift equipment training materials.

It's important to keep your squeaky amphimorpho polished to a high shine, particularly if that squeaky amphimorpho is yourself.

"As good as I look posing like this, never shake hands with danger by riding on a pallet jack."

OSHAvali has some very specific advice, though is unaware that their way of delivering it may be… distracting.

Looks like Briar is getting a bit more confident with their shapeshifting, as they've decided to try on something a bit more complex than usual. Honestly, I think they make an amazingly cute scene dog, don't you?

Nothing better than a nice hot cocoa on a chilly day. This is true when you're a squeaky dragon, too.

Cutie spotted.

Sinclair seems to have taken an interest. What do you do?