#chronance

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Vickie: with who?

Robin: to where?

Chrissy: as they should!

Mike is dating Will, who is dating Lucas, who is dating Max, who is dating Eleven, who is dating Dustin and is in a queerplatonic partnership with Mike.

Vickie is dating Robin, who is dating Chrissy and Nancy. Chrissy is dating Eddie and Steve. Nancy is dating Jonathan and Steve. Jonathan, Steve and Eddie are also dating Argyle. Steve is also dating Kali, and Kali is also dating Nancy.

Hopper is Joyce's blue-collar working husband. Bob is Joyce's househusband. She also had a fling with Karen in high school but it never panned out on either end.

They all live in a big big house on the coast and are so so happy. It's canon, I swear. I'm Netflix.

I posted something similar on my blog but I feel so so passionate about this. Signing @kaliprasad, this is only anon because my Stranger Things blog isn't my main blog.

But then Steve comes home a week or so later looking shell shocked and tells him that he caught Chrissy and Robin together. They didn’t see him bc he ran but like. What do they do? Like they probably have to tell Nancy but how do they go about it? And Steve’s having a crisis because he didn’t think his platonic soulmate would do something like that and Eddie’s having a crisis because he has to choose between his recently back from the dead bestie and his new bestie.