#byclair

4.11.2026 -- "Who chose this life for us?".....is surely what they were thinking as they listen to Dustin and his girlfriend randomly singing "Neverending Story" whilst a large monster chases behind them in this scene.

Mike - Will

Will - Mike, Lucas

Lucas - Max, El/Jane, Will

Max - Lucas, El/Jane

Jane - Max, Lucas, Dustin

Dustin - El/Jane

Nancy - Jonathan, Robin, Chrissy

Jonathan - Nancy, Steve

Robin - Nancy, Vickie, Chrissy

Steve - Jonathan, Eddie

Vickie - Robin

Chrissy - Robin, Nancy

Eddie - Steve

Hopper - Joyce

Joyce - Hopper, Karen

Karen - Joyce

Murray - Alexei

Alexei - Murray

You're soo right dude, Will shouldn't need to do anything after all he's been through. He's been through so so so much he can't leave his house, he can't talk to Mike cause it might trigger him, he can't talk to men at all because it might trigger him. Actually, wait no, he can't talk to white men because it might remind him of Lonnie (that's why he's dating Lucas, #byclairgoals/pos/gen)

He needs to stay in the house everyday cause touching grass might trigger him, the grass blades would remind him of the upside down and vecna's tentacles. We should have the blinds closed. Joyce, of course, will do everything for him, like washing his clothes, bathing him, and chewing up his food for him to swallow. Will can't ever get a job because he would NEVER handle it, if he does something wrong and people get mad at him, he'll get triggered and start foaming at the mouth, we can't risk that. Joyce will take care of the momey issues. Jonathan's also gonna throw away all his mixtapes that Will definitely never liked (he was just pretending to like them when he was really getting triggered because he's that good of a brother) and rock an American Eagle fit instead, black clothes might remind Will of the upside down. Every morning he's gonna be wrapped in bubble wrap before all his best friends hug him. Put on some Dora for him too, it's the only show that doesn't trigger him.

(And before you piss your pants, I'm an SA and domestic abuse victim, and a Will stan. The point of the joke is that I'm making fun of you)

PLEASE byclair is so cute, Jock Lucas and goth Will i need a fic of that rn!!