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‘I’d rather ask my cat than ChatGPT’ cross stitch pattern 😾💖🖕

Fuck AI! I’m proud to say I’ve never used ChatGPT and simply never will. I’d trust a silly fluffy kitty for life advice over a dumb ai robot any day of the week. :3

AI slop ‘art’ is trash and has no place in the textiles/fiber arts community, or any creative space. We only support and uplift human artists here. <3

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Lokelani🏡 Cozy Cat Granny – A Cat-Filled Cottage for the Soul

Welcome to Gertrude “Trudi” Pumpernickel’s chaotic little universe. She’s lived in this stone cottage for decades, blissfully unmarried, child-free, and completely dedicated to her five furry rulers.

Meet the cats: – Lord Muffinwhiskers III: a drama king – Pumpkin Noodle: chews everything he can reach – Madame Fizzlebloom: professional sock thief – Cinnamon Pawsworth: sleeps like it’s a full-time job – Sir Tater Tot: watches strangers like they owe him money

Trudi’s home is a warm blend of vintage wallpaper, floral chaos, cozy clutter, and cat furniture in every corner. It's perfect for storytellers who love elder sims, tiny homes full of personality, and cats running the show.

Trudi Pumpernickel wasn’t always the legendary cat-matriarch of Henford-on-Bagley. No, no. Back in her youth she attempted a career as a ballet dancer — but retired after a tragic incident involving a pirouette, a slippery floor, and an entire wedding cake.

“Life is too short to pirouette,” she decided, and adopted her first cat.

Then her second.

And… well… five cats later here we are.

Every morning, Trudi wakes up when Lord Muffinwhiskers III decides to slap her face with his paw because breakfast is “late.” (It is 5:02 AM.)

She stumbles into the kitchen, hair in a bun that could legally qualify as a bird’s nest, and whispers to her kettle: “Help me… you’re my only friend.”

Milk gets spilled. Biscuits disappear. Madame Fizzlebloom knocks over three plants, Pumpkin Noodle gets stuck inside a slipper (again), and Sir Tater Tot sprints around the cottage like his tail is on fire.

Trudi just sighs, “Ah yes, peace and quiet.”

Everyone knows Trudi. Mostly because she accidentally joined the local running club — thinking it was a baking group.

She showed up with a pie. They showed up in sportswear. She ran 200 meters, declared herself “basically an athlete,” and never returned.

Some say Trudi can talk to cats. Some say the cats talk back. One neighbor swears he saw Trudi argue with a squirrel for stealing her tomatoes.

“I will press charges!” she yelled at it.

The squirrel was unmoved.

Every evening Trudi tries to enjoy a cup of tea… …but Cinnamon Pawsworth steals her chair, Madame Fizzlebloom steals her blanket, and Pumpkin Noodle sits in her teacup.

She drinks it anyway. No one knows why. Not even her.

Trudi sits on her mismatched sofa, surrounded by fur, chaos, and unconditional love.

She may have no kids, no partner, no great career…

…but she does have five emotional-support goblins who scream for snacks at 3 AM.

And honestly?

She wouldn’t trade that for anything.

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XOXO Lokelani

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When I make videos about the working class and the harm being done by wealthy people and conservative policies, I am well aware that I do not need to tell Black Americans any of that.