Lokelaniš” Cozy Cat Granny ā A Cat-Filled Cottage for the Soul
Welcome to Gertrude āTrudiā Pumpernickelās chaotic little universe.
Sheās lived in this stone cottage for decades, blissfully unmarried, child-free, and completely dedicated to her five furry rulers.
Meet the cats:
ā Lord Muffinwhiskers III: a drama king
ā Pumpkin Noodle: chews everything he can reach
ā Madame Fizzlebloom: professional sock thief
ā Cinnamon Pawsworth: sleeps like itās a full-time job
ā Sir Tater Tot: watches strangers like they owe him money
Trudiās home is a warm blend of vintage wallpaper, floral chaos, cozy clutter, and cat furniture in every corner. It's perfect for storytellers who love elder sims, tiny homes full of personality, and cats running the show.
Trudi Pumpernickel wasnāt always the legendary cat-matriarch of Henford-on-Bagley.
No, no.
Back in her youth she attempted a career as a ballet dancer ā but retired after a tragic incident involving a pirouette, a slippery floor, and an entire wedding cake.
āLife is too short to pirouette,ā she decided, and adopted her first cat.
Then her second.
And⦠well⦠five cats later here we are.
Every morning, Trudi wakes up when Lord Muffinwhiskers III decides to slap her face with his paw because breakfast is ālate.ā
(It is 5:02 AM.)
She stumbles into the kitchen, hair in a bun that could legally qualify as a birdās nest, and whispers to her kettle:
āHelp me⦠youāre my only friend.ā
Milk gets spilled.
Biscuits disappear.
Madame Fizzlebloom knocks over three plants, Pumpkin Noodle gets stuck inside a slipper (again), and Sir Tater Tot sprints around the cottage like his tail is on fire.
Trudi just sighs, āAh yes, peace and quiet.ā
Everyone knows Trudi.
Mostly because she accidentally joined the local running club ā thinking it was a baking group.
She showed up with a pie.
They showed up in sportswear.
She ran 200 meters, declared herself ābasically an athlete,ā and never returned.
Some say Trudi can talk to cats.
Some say the cats talk back.
One neighbor swears he saw Trudi argue with a squirrel for stealing her tomatoes.
āI will press charges!ā she yelled at it.
The squirrel was unmoved.
Every evening Trudi tries to enjoy a cup of teaā¦
ā¦but Cinnamon Pawsworth steals her chair, Madame Fizzlebloom steals her blanket, and Pumpkin Noodle sits in her teacup.
She drinks it anyway.
No one knows why.
Not even her.
Trudi sits on her mismatched sofa, surrounded by fur, chaos, and unconditional love.
She may have no kids, no partner, no great careerā¦
ā¦but she does have five emotional-support goblins who scream for snacks at 3 AM.
And honestly?
She wouldnāt trade that for anything.
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Because a few people have asked and that's all the excuse I need to unleash my highly specific brand of neurodivergence on you all. A lot of the non-world-related stuff is lifted/tweaked from my much more in depth cathar headcanon masterpost that I made over on my other blog, because I've been developing those a lot longer and I'm fairly consistent in how I like to operate when it comes to fantasy cat people.
Obviously this is just things I've made up for my own save and what I have in mind when I make cc for them, and nobody else has to care about it. It's just for fun. If you don't like my take on them then forget you ever saw this and do whatever you want. There's no wrong way to use the feline cc well, except reuploading it or paywalling content you've made with it. that is the wrong way to use it.
But I love this shit so you're gonna hear about it anyway.
If you want to make your own or plop some into your world, CC and premade cat townies can be found here.
Biology
Theyāre not cat/human hybrids or some kind of magical experiment, theyāre taxonomically just cats. More specifically theyāre a species of felid that evolved to fill an ecological niche usually occupied by hominids the same way hyenas are felids that fill a niche usually occupied by canids. Form followed function and now thereās sapient cat people.
Consequently, like most felids, they have five digits on their forelimbs/arms and four on their hind limbs/legs. Their claws are not retractable because evolution sacrificed that for the extra dexterity of two finger joints and better balance while walking upright.
Their coat genetics work very similarly to domestic cats but with a few curveballs and genes unique to them. Some genes crop up more commonly in particular regions with extremely obvious/predictable distribution, so you'll see a lot of colorpoints in Mt Komorebi, a lot of tiger striped agouti in Tomorang, and a lot of bengal agouti and solids in Evergreen. How did this happen without deliberate color breeding? Don't worry about it they're pretty.
They slot more cleanly into felinae than panthera and can purr but not roar. They donāt meow because talking technically is their meow. Closest relatives would probably be cheetahs or other small wildcats.
Theyāre more omnivorous than most felines and benefit from eating a fruit now and then but they do still primarily eat meat and canāt subsist on a vegetarian diet. because theyāre more omnivorous, most of them can taste sweetness.Ā
They canāt naturally interbreed with humans or anything else besides Sixam aliens, but I mean itās the sims and science babies are a thing so in practice itās probably doable. The tech probably originates from the aliens.
(sidenote, I view Sixam aliens as kind of the citrus trees of kingdom animalia. in that theyāll get down with anything that passes the harkness test and can produce viable hybrid offspring with a staggering number of other species, and are generally kind of biological chameleons)
They mostly donāt find it weird that people keep domestic cats as pets for the same reason humans mostly donāt find it weird that people keep monkeys as pets. I mean, donāt keep a monkey as a pet, but you see what Iām saying. if there was a species of domesticated monkey it would be fine.Ā
Theyāre naturally predisposed toward magic and have a higher than average percentage of spellcasters among them. they arenāt more gifted at magic than other species, on average, there are just a lot of them that have some aptitude.Ā
They donāt have a ton of sexual dimorphism, both males and females can range from very small/slight to very tall/bulky and anywhere in between.Ā
The main difference is that males generally have much fuller/longer manes (itās more common to keep them long in Evergreen Harbor, but in other regions they often cut/style them shorter according to broader fashion trends) and females generally grow them much shorter and sometimes donāt have one at all.
They don't have eyebrows. Because there's already fur there.
NSFW Biology
They have very small breasts on average unless actively pregnant/nursing and if the game supported it better, they wouldnāt have them at all most of the time. Because Iām tired of slapping boobs on every humanoid species even when it makes no real sense to do so. You really just donāt see cat people walking around with humungous dobonhonkeros and they donāt sexualize them in the same way some human cultures do.
Their dicks arenāt barbed because Ow, but they do have vestigial non-keratinous bumps that make them look like they are. While they do have a sheath rather than a foreskin they donāt actually retract into it by more than a couple inches when soft.Ā
Social
As a species theyāre very predisposed toward polyamory and less inclined to marry or stay with one partner their entire lives, as with most cats. Their family structures tend to be less fixed and more convoluted than the traditional human idea of a nuclear family as a result, with most kittens being raised communally by varied combinations of partents/aunts and uncles/friends. this makes them somewhat frustrating to manage within the framework of sims 4 gameplay.Ā
Theyāre promiscuous by human standards and have fewer hangups about nudity. As a consequence they tend to be fetishized/perceived a certain way by other species. Some find this deeply frustrating and some just kinda shrug and lean into it. Or utilize it to make a killing as escorts/cam models because hey the market is there.Ā
Look, the fact that I regularly make content for wickedwhims should tell you what my priorities are, in any given save of mine San Myshuno is a den of cyberpunk debauchery and everybody's fucking like maniacs. There's some porn logic going on here.
Relationship to the world
They arenāt really native to whatever plane of existence the sims world is in. Originally their species came from another world and entered the one they inhabit now via the magic realm. The population that immigrated was later cut off from their world of origin (or the world itself may have fallen to some sort of calamity, they have no way of knowing at this point) but were able to integrate into their new home pretty successfully. That was many generations ago and the kind of thing the current population reads about in history books, and has absolutely no bearing on anything. but for some reason I needed to know this. and now all of you have to know this.Ā
They have, however, always been seen as outsiders by the human population and the mindset has persisted to varying degrees throughout history, even though nobody alive today would possibly remember a time when they werenāt around.Ā
Because of this history, theyāre well known for moving into abandoned places and/or ghost towns formerly occupied by humans and making them their own, the most recent example being Evergreen Harbor, which currently has by far the largest population of cat people relative to other species. Theyāre largely self-governed due to the nature of the place (though they do put in the effort to actually govern themselves, this isnāt a New Hampshire bear town situation) and their work in restoring the area has begun to attract environmental scientists and activists of other species to the town.
Cat people are also a common sight in San Myshuno, where theyāre often associated with sex work and the entertainment industry overall. The same is true in Del Sol, though there arenāt nearly as many of them there, and the same reputation tends to follow them to varying degrees anywhere that they arenāt the majority population. To be fair, at least in San Myshuno the reputation isnāt really unwarranted.Ā
what's KKKahlemeow doing now? I got all my accounts banned for calling her out (and she calls us gaslighters, honey, you donāt even know what that means.) We have screenshots of you being a piece of shit, youāre the abusive gaslighter.Ā Ā
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