#barty being barty

So obviously the Marauders era characters have to have some sort of roster for who gets to hang out at the Astronomy Tower each night (because realistically how are they all there every damn day at the same time) and I think Barty would see this as a prime opportunity to fuck with people and would just write random pairs of people on there without their knowledge. Yeah Lucius Malfoy and and Mary MacDonald are gonna be there on Tuesday obviously how did you not know???

Barty in a "homophobia is gay" t-shirt, with a rosary hidden under the frayed collar, ripped black jeans that have kiss it written his ass, layers of metal chains wround his wrists and waist and tattoos literally of his body thats visible, silver skull rings that he pretends aren't expensive and scuffed navy vlue converse he borrowed from evan

Barty having fun with lipstick (Pandora's recommendation) and would just leave marks on Regulus at places he can't see so he would just walk around the whole school, and people would whisper around wondering who had the honor to sleep with the Little Black.

Barty did necromancy to try and bring Evan back but low key failed so he lost his mind instead bc he can't live without Evan

Some might say Barty lost his soul during the dementors kiss, but I think Barty lost his soul the day Evan died.

Barty x anyone it doesn’t matter who he is with just that when he marries them he always takes their name. As a bonus Barty gets his first name changed too so Barty is his legal name further himself from his father.

In third year Barty got a timetuner because he was going for all 12 OWLSs and was told not to tell anyone about it. And to staffs surprise he didn’t but not because of mortals but because he just loves messing with his friends. It isn’t until Regulus goes mad and threats him does he reveal the timetuner while laughing.