Oct 26, 2025
Barty: Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?
Regulus: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.
Barty, tearing up: I'm your best friend?
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Barty: Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?
Regulus: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.
Barty, tearing up: I'm your best friend?
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oblivious barty you are so important to me
Based on how he was raised I imagine Regulus is always covered in 2 layers at least if not 3-4. and Based on their friendship dynamic I think Barty would make ‘he’s naked!’ Jokes when Regulus so much as wear shorter socks that show a bit as he walks.
Regulus: *loosens his tie and undoes his collar after an extra long day at classes*
Barty: okay whore
regulus: i'm having problems with a guy…
barty: like "his dead body won't fit into your trunk" kind of problems, or "you like him" kind of problems?
Platonic Bartylus where Barty just looked at this small, sad, little French boy and just claimed him.
Regulus being sad his brother doesn’t like him anymore:
Barty: hi! So I’ll be your new brother for the rest of time! Get comfy bitch!
Regulus deadpan: ok.
Barty tearing up: they grow up so fast!
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Barty watching regulus smile at James and going “it’s like watching the grinch’s heart expand”
barty and regulus the type of friends where barty once disappeared for five years then showed up at Regulus’ flat and Regulus was like “oh, you’re alive. hooray. this is james, say hi.” and then have him for tea
Barty *using an unknown number*: I’m going to kill you
Regulus: Who is this?
Barty: Take a guess
Regulus: This may come off as shocking but I have a lot of enemies who I would expect this text from.
