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So Shane Hollander wakes up one day to a message from an unknown number like "Hello Miss Jane ma'am this is Clifford Marlow I don't know if you have heard of me I am sorry to be a bother I'm just wondering if you could give my good friend Ilya another chance, I promise that whatever he did he won't do again, we will help we will teach him to cook and clean and do laundry and he will cook you the best sandwiches ever if you only give him a chance only if you want of course if it's not too much of a bother Miss Jane please and thank you" and he goes through the seven stages of grief in like 4 seconds before it's even 7am. They manage to add the link to a very big spa gift card that they all chipped in to buy because at that point they're desperate.

idk it makes me feel crazy sometimes

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

Open tag

I would tag non moots blogs i like but i’m to embarrassed for some of them to know i exist

@notprongs @bylerbohneee @funkopop547 @pewe7777 @notsowisenini @lunareclipse2727 @sootstar22 @mj-rulesdaw0rld @sammiiiithedummest @jazzering @heyimcelery @yoursleepdemon @nicointhecloset @michaelqueerlerslipstares @holliewoodnot @ilovebylerandstonathan @ellietalkswaytoomuch I JUST KNOW I FORGOT SOMEONE. I'M SO SORRY THIS GOES TO YOU ALL

@lantern-rain @mmmuah @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @ladymacbethisasmash @ember-ladida @0fenwei @eeeurydiceee @clairvoyantdisease @deathcastlvr2 @gowaniios @7975348473 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven I could be mutuals with you and this goes to all of my mutuals whether I've tagged you or not (it's 6:17 am I can't remember shi)

@mossy-of-the-valley, @rosekiller27, @em0tionallymotionsick, @felixharbingerofangst, @apawssum, @notprongs ofc (ik you tagged me), @my-castles-crumbling + probably a dozen more i'm forgetting tbh.

@flyolai-brainrot @thislovespiralwrites @18magnoliastreet @ghostlynocturnalspirit @leninthestarlight @fictionalsimp09 @longlivethefolkwhore @thebibutterflyao3 @glitchedcrows and ik you tagged me, but @gowaniios (i'm probably forgetting people too fkfkfk)

@absurddino @missing-thiam @rosekiller27 @my-castles-crumbling @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @lyl0 @leahpearls + and more but my memory sucks

Yeah, it's them

scott: Your Soul Is So Entwined With Your Decade Long Situationship. Not Even The Strongest Sorceress Could Tear You Two Apart. You Are Gay.

They can't sleep without each other, ok?