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i think i've posted this before, but ilya truly does deserve an award for his patience after getting woken up at fuck o'clock at the cottage for a five year plan strategy session when he was in the middle of a rem cycle.
like the way he asked "what is nur-ate-iv?" makes me think man TRULY was not catching all of the words getting tossed at him so fast the second his eyes were even a LITTLE open. like he wasn't asking "what story did you come up with?" he's asking "what word are you even saying to me right now?" man got like 0.2 seconds to be like "oh i'm awake now?" before he was getting PELTED with english because shane had a forty step plan that couldn't wait like. three more hours.
i would have hit him with a pillow and said let's circle back, so kudos to ilya.
this does make me think that if they have kids, ilya is going to be the default parent getting woken up for "i frew up"
in my heart, shane sleeps like a ROCK and is also non-functional if his sleep schedule is disrupted
so papa is the one getting little hands patting at his face at 3 am because his sleep isn't safe from daddy OR the kids
this also does mean that shane rarely wakes up in a bed with the same number of people it had when he fell asleep
either ilya is completely mia because he went to lay down with whatever kiddo came to get him and then fell asleep in their bed without meaning to, or shane wakes up to little feet pushing into his kidney or a little fist tucked under his arm or a kiddo sprawled sideways over him AND ilya in a way that canNOT be comfortable
shane always handles getting everyone put together and fed breakfast, but the first step of every morning routine is just a headcount to find out where everyone ended up overnight
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when louis tomlinson said,
i felt that
theo: life is like liam. it's short.
liam: stop acting like you’re that much taller than me!
evan and regulus who grew up together but drifted a part because regulus had to move only to reconnect sometime later but suddenly regulus has a new best friend?? it’s only been 10 years, what do you mean he has a new best friend?? and he’s nothing like evan?? he’s loud and takes up space and doesn’t think before talking and doing, and evan hates him.
evans jealousy problem is at an all time high because he thought about regulus basically every couple days for the past 10 years, wondering what he could be up to, wondering if he were still here, what they could be doing. And regulus just goes and replaces him with some other guy?? Some other guy that apparently now knows regulus better and grew up with him.
and why won't barty just leave them alone when evans finally getting to hang out with his best friend after all these years. evan couldn't care less about what barty thinks about him.
barty thinks about evan often. barty is very veryyyy interested in evan. of course he is.
regulus doesnt care for either of them. barty wouldn't leave him alone and now evans being weird too

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Scotty Doesn't Know - Chapter 3, Teaser 1
“I’m too tired. I never wanna move again,” Liam whines.
Theo runs a hand up and down Liam’s back. Liam’s always been easy to complain, but this is a new side of him entirely. Theo loves it, loves knowing that there’s still more to learn about Liam. “You want to stay in my lap for the rest of eternity?” Theo teases.
Shrugging, Liam says, “Not the worst place to be.
“What if your parents come home?”
“I’ll tell them you trapped me.”
The solemn conviction in Liam’s tone makes Theo laugh.
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on his first date with theo, liam would order chicken nuggets at the most expensive restaurant in town and theo would give him so much shit but know, deep down, thats the moment he realized just how much he loves liam

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i really crave a good newtmas high school au so much it’s insane
thomas, who loves to run and has always been a fast walker, instinctively starts walking slower when he’s with newt because newt has a limp and walks slower than an average person.
when someone points it out, he goes “what are you talking about?” because he genuinely doesn’t even know he’s doing it.
OMG I KNOW IM A RANDO BUT I STUBBLED UPON YOUR ACCOUNT AND YOU KNOW ABOUT THIAM
does this mean you watch teen wolf 🫣🫣
HELLO ofc i have watched teen wolf i’m in the fandom for six years now !!
thats so much longer than me but it's my favorite show!!!
it’s tootally in my top 5 too i love it 😭😭😭💗
liam: is this gaslighting? am i currently being gaslit?
theo: if i were gaslighting you, you’d never know it.
liam: is THAT gaslighting too?
theo: shut up.

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Is this a safe space? Can I say something? I don’t like when in fics Theo calls Liam “Li” or Baby beta , Baby alpha. And I HATE when Liam calls Theo “Teddy” like please what 😭
i also hate it when theo calls liam “little wolf” because wtf
hmm i always see thiam fans saying they would kiss arguing or fighting but honestly? i dont think so. i guess their first kiss would be gentle and simple, cuz liam would fear afraid theo, and i guess liam would be the one kissing first. i love thiam always arguing like a divorce old couple, but i believe in soft thiam.
it would be something they clearly was yearning for and being obvious about it. it would be after many argues and stares, after many confessions and deep conversations.
liam would be soft and be aware if theo is not pkay with this, if it’s too much for him. theo would appreciate it and show he wants it, that is okay and he doesn’t wants be anywhere else doing anything else.
i believe theo would struggle a little, don’t knowing yet how do it, not because he doesn’t know kiss, but because he doesn’t know kiss with feelings, he doesn’t know be so exposed and vulnerable with someone he loves, he doesn’t understand why feels that much hurts and is good at the same time. liam would be always touching and caressing theo, smiling and showing they’re doing it well and great.