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barty crouch jr. we know it's you
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Marauders interactions as stupid shit me and my friends have said (pt. 27):
Barty: You know what they say... "Pumpkins aren't going to be the only ones getting their guts rearranged this fall."
Evan: Like, you're going to fuck me or you’re going to stab me?
Barty: Either, both. Does it matter?
Evan: Guess not.
animation idea for someone who's more talented than me:
rosekiller - parents (Yungblud)
"My daddy put a gun to my head": barty jr on the floor, a bit younger, 14/15, barty sr above him, his wand pointed at barty jr, hard face "Said: If you kiss a boy I'm gonna shoot you dead": barty sr lipsyncing that, close up of his mouth "So I tied him up with gaffa tape and locked him in a shed": barty jr dragging an unconcious barty sr into a shed, gaffa tape wrapped around barty sr, and barty jr props him up on a chair, tying him up at the chair "And then I went out in the garden and I fucked my best friend": barty jr leaves the shed, and we see evan standing outside, a bit away, arms crossed and a satisfied smirk on his lips, barty coming closer and pulling evan into a heated kiss
what is more doomed than doomed yaoi?
rosekiller
barty and evan fake dating to piss off their parents and then slowly falling in love
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what if, when barty was still a little child, he would sneak out of their house and find muggle kids to play with, and what if they would pick on him and stuff and he just wanted someone to like him because his dad didn't like him at home, and so he would purposefully make a fool of himself to get a laugh out of the kids, to prove to himself that "they're laughing at his jokes, so they must like him very much" and he would come home and tell his mum about how he had new friends and stuff when in reality they were laughing at him because he was the way he was and not at his jokes...
but it's okay tho cause then he went to hogwarts and reggie panda evan and dorcas liked him for who he was.
Modern day barty would be on Tumblr posting things like "cannibalism is the purest love" but everyone starts bashing him because he didnt mean cannibalism as a metaphor he meant actual cannibalism
In reality he just meant Evan but alr
Rosekiller
