May 11
barty and james friendship be like:
barty (watching monty through the window): look at your dad. such a dork, keeping bees…
james: …
barty: i mean, at least it’s interesting though. at least, like- i wish my dad kept bees…
james: …
barty: i mean, it’s kinda cute- like, your dad keeps bees…
james (trying very hard to ignore him): …
barty: how old is you dad? i mean, he’s obviously bee keeping age…
barty: i dunno, i think it’s kind of sweet…
james: …
barty: …james, i wanna fuck your dad.
james: OH REALLY???
