#bailey rambles

I love watching acne

Bro's got anger issues

He looks like Jack Black (about Vander)

He's got pointy nipples (also about Vander)

Is that ear wax? (about Ekko's bomb-things in Ep. 4)

She has Stitch hair (about Jinx)

Are they related? (about Jinx and Caitlyn)

Oh she's definitely a lesbian (about Caitlyn)

Why does he look like that (about Jayce)

Harry Potter (about Viktor)

Bro, are they really afraid of the Lorax

She never cut her hair 🥺🥺🥺

She looks like a lesbian as well (about Vi)

Did they give her hair gel in prison or something?

It's kinda homo to call someone you just met "cupcake"

SHE CALLED HER HOT

If they don't kiss by the end of the series, I'll lose my shit

Why is everyone gay

The Lorax looks homophobic

NO, I'M GONNA START SOBBING

They're all worried about Zaun's independence, I think they should be worried about the lack of therapy these bitches are getting

Vi really went from "fuck the council" to "Fuck the council" after meeting Caitlyn

Vi's not fooling anyone with that haircut.

Oh boy this is gonna be hard for me! I can literally go on and on about this!

Ok! So Franz wasn't originally the heir to Austria-Hungary and only became so when the crown prince died. Additionally, his marriage to Sophie Chotek meant that franz could only have the throne if he removed his descendants from the line of succession.

Franz was super influential in the military and was visiting Sarajevo (Capital of the Bosnia Herzegovina province of empire). A group of assassins were armed by the Black Hands in a plot to kill Franz there.

There were about 6 assassins, most of which either failed or chickened out of assassinating him. One assassin threw a grenade at their car but missed and hit the car behind them. Franz insisted on seeing the people who were injured in the attempt and on the way, Gavrilo Princip the last assassin who had chickened out and was leaving, came across the couple randomly and shot them.

Sophie was shot first and then Franz as he cried over her body. Attempts to save Franz failed because he was fairly vain about his appearance and was sewn into his military uniform every day. They needed to cut it off of him to get the bullet but they couldn't in time and he died. Sophie died on the way to the hospital and tensions between the Austrian-Hungarian empire and Serbia boiled over. A-H declares war on Serbia, other nations take sides, ya da ya da ya da WWI

Anyways! Yeah! I cut it down a fair amount but it's still probably more than needed! Didnt even go into the politics much. People always give me strange looks when I mention my interest in this but it's honestly so fascinating! So many things had to happen and a lot of it was random happenstance but it led to the first world war and a boom in military tech. It led to the spread of the Spanish flu, the lost generation, the treaty of Versailles, even WW2! Tanks were used for the first time and donkeys for the last in war. An entire generation of literature and art was influenced by this! The Ottoman empire inevitably collapsed because of it! The assassination of Franz Ferdinand was a catalyst for all of this!

Alter: Oh, don’t you know about the others?

Me: