#asukeanu

@dizzybydesignx needs to make out with someone cool and not a loser for a change. Like @casperlockex! I don’t hate him. Or @keanupelekai, nobody else likes him so she wouldn’t have to worry about him cheating on her.

Hoku: My philosophy professor is like super mean to me and thinks I signed up for the wrong class! And like YEAH I technically did, but he still shouldn't treat me like I'm mondo stupid or something!

Well, well, well, my “crazy idea” is seeming less and less crazy all the time now, isn’t it? With a man who doesn’t understand fundamental biology, well, it’s only a matter of time. Do I still get to be the godfather if I say “I told you so”?

Oh, hush! He understands enough; it’s not his fault they didn’t teach sex ed on the Isle. In fact, at the risk of sounding like you, how is it that none of the Isle kids have had kids yet? It sounds like they participated in a lot of ‘gang activity...’ You don’t think they like, spelled them all to be infertile or something, do you?

@keanupelekai is going to get mad at me for suggesting girls for him, but too bad, so sad, I’m doing it anyway!

@diamcndskylucy as long as she still loves me the most

@claudine--frollo  but not really, I just want to see if this gets any reaction out of the other one

@rocketstrongbow, I’m getting on this bandwagon

@madmyrcellamim if she’s ever single again would be a great choice

@karmeninka also seems like she’d be good if she weren’t betrothed

And last, and also least, @kendallandersen​, because I think I’m funny and want to see Keanu’s head explode.

You should be worried about yourself and your GPA, if anything; “secret plans” aren’t my Forte. Or, well, maybe they are, but about survival and end-of-the-world scenarios, that sort of thing. Maybe I just truly have no comment about you, have you ever thought of that? Or maybe you render my usually-eloquent-self speechless with your being, or maybe I’m too busy with other things to get too in-depth with an analysis, or maybe my comments wouldn’t be so nice and if you’ve got nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, that’s what they all say! There’s a plethora of options, really, and the only thing they all have in common are that they’re none of your business.

I do worry about those things, actually! Very often. Which is why I was a little bit worried about someone else trying to sabotage them, since left to my own devices I have them mostly under control. You having no comment on me would be admittedly a little disappointing, since I feel like I have so many comments to make about you, but I guess I don’t need to be memorable. And thinking you were rendered speechless is very romantic, I’ll leave that kind of thinking to people like Margo Vasilovich, they have more fun with it than me. Or the opposite of romantic, wow, you’ve done an excellent job of making me regret teasing you about this, Keanu. Congratulations, another victory for you.