#asukendall

Addison: It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.

Addison: Sorry, that was a weirdly dramatic way to say shirtless. I feel like that barely even qualifies as partial nudity at a frat party; people are stripping at those all the time!

Hadley: Hi! Sorry I had to run out so quickly early! But I hope you had a wonderful rest of your night!

Hadley: Also sorry that we didn't get much actual piano practicing in! I feel like at this rate I'm never going to teach you any Christmas songs and I never meant to be such a terrible, horrible, no-good, very-bad teacher!

If we were both single, I totes would have gone on a Valentine’s date with @kendallandersen! But we’re not, so I hope he has almost as much fun with @hadleyforte as I’m for suresies going to have with @spencer-thunderstrike.

Casper: okay but how do you actually ask someone out? because the last time i 'dated' anyone it wasn't even for real date, it was to make someone else jealous and i wasn't even that into it... what if dating is actually cursed and that's why i don't care about it?

Kendall Andersen  - son of Riley & Jordan

Poems are only romantic if you’re good at writing poems – believe me, it was far cringier than cute! And I don’t know, I never found out if the pizzas were eaten or not, I just wanted to send them things! In my mind, it was like “who could hate free pizza?”, right? But what’s a murder pizza anyway? You make it sound like a very common weapon and I’m intrigued!

No, you’re super wrong! I mean, if it’s terribad don’t perform it in class where everyone can know it’s no good, but someone would still be flattered you put that much effort into it, I swear. When people say it’s the thought that counts, it applies to situations like that! Umm... I don’t know, a poisoned pizza that’s going to make you die? Hansel and Gretel followed murder breadcrumbs! Evil food is a thing.

Everyone wants to be my friend, you’re going to have to be more specific next time! For now, though, here’s who I ship my BEST friends with.

@emery-gothel: Nobody. For real, she needs to stop chasing boys and let them start chasing her instead! And then she needs to hit them with frying pans and make life difficult for them to see if they’re strong enough to keep chasing her or if they give up too easily. I so far haven’t met anybody that I think would actually be a good match for Em, so my advice is to not try and find somebody just to find somebody and instead to chill!!!

@dizzybydesignx: Her boyfriend sucks, sorry not sorry. I think Dizzy should be with somebody who’s not just fun but also who hangs out with fun people that she wants to hang out with sometimes too! What’s the point in having a boyfriend if they can’t introduce you to more cool fun new people and things? Anyway! @eddie-delacruz is cancelled, I think @dizzybydesignx should go for @gastonlegume3 or @kendallandersen! 

@rocketstrongbow: SO APPARENTLY PEOPLE IN AURADON ARE REALLY BORING??? Because it’s hard to think of someone that would be good enough for Rocket, either!!! But maybe she could be cool with @kiontaji or... no, just Kion. Everyone else is boring, wow, STEP UP YOUR GAMES, AURADON!

@oakleyoaken: @madmyrcellamim, I guess, as long as he promises to not be nasty and disgusting and extra when we all hang out together! Otherwise I’m going to just ship him with a lot of frying pan smacks and wet willies from Blaise when he’s not expecting them!