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text 💬 kargo
Margo: Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.
Margo: Sidenote, you were right to reassure me about a book mixer being fine! Deciding to dress up as Angelina Ballerina WAS fine, I wasn't the only person at that mixer dressed as a children's book character at all.
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DJ: He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
DJ: Which like, thank God, because I didn't say yes to his question, he just WENT FOR IT. But still.
DJ: Nights with you are more fun than brothers only nights at the fraternity, pass it on lol.
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One can’t help but have a high opinion of Miss @karmeninka. She’s got an amazing mind, so brilliant and insightful and thoughtful and looks at the world in such an interesting way. She’s kind, and caring, and well, I suppose I don’t need to keep gushing about what great company I think she is. She’s a dear friend and one of my favorite people, and while I feel a little guilty that I accidentally bought her away from her fiance... Well, my money went to a great cause, and he’ll get to be with her every day for the rest of their lives, I’m sure he didn’t mind letting me enjoy her company for just a day.
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text 💬 cartmen
Carter: Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can’t decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking.
Carter: At this time of year, at least. In the wintertime the answer's always to go running, but mama always loved mimosas and mint juleps and mojitos at sunny spring brunches, and she's a great example to follow, if you ask me! (Which you didn't, I'm sorry if that's offering up too much unsolicited information!)
text 💬 karvier
Javier: I ate a whole wheel of cheese. Help.
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aimee double-dating with you and karmen someday
Hopefully @aimeeblake ends up with a cool dude who doesn’t suck so bad I want to feed him to alligators, because... that would probably be a good idea? Her and @karmeninka probably like each other more than they like me anyway, a double date would give me someone to talk to.
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DJ and Aimee are totally living together so that they can fuck as much as they want without anyone knowing about it before he officially gets married to someone else!
Because that’s not the most obvious thing in the world. No, I think @karmeninka put @aimeeblake up to it. You know, test her future husband’s willpower, see if he can resist temptation. If he can survive living with his big-boobed bestie for a year, I’m sure he’ll be faithful until his dying day.
text 💬 kargo
Margo: Soooooo let's rank the best and worst parts of Valentine's Weekend!
Margo: Hadie getting into a bidding war over me at the auction! Carter buying you for like a kajillion dollars! Romeo declaring that he's going to woo me because he wants to exclusively date me! Anything else crazy that happened to you that I don't know about yet!
Margo: And gooooo!
