Jan 11, 2021
text 💬 zevmen
Zevon: Your dad's not gonna ban me from your wedding, is he? Because I'm the fucking life of every party.
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text 💬 zevmen
Zevon: Your dad's not gonna ban me from your wedding, is he? Because I'm the fucking life of every party.
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do the sexy love™ with: @lemonlabouff. Does she taste like lemons? Is that how she got her nickname? I’d be down to find out!
sacrifice myself for: @staceytriton. Love that bitch; no one messes with her but me.Â
kick: @reese-dubois. I was going to put Karmen here but then I got a better idea.
take to prom: @diamcndskylucy. HOT. VERY HOT. DID I MENTION I LOVE STARING AT HER?Â
abandon in jurassic park: @karmeninka. If anyone has a dinosaur survival kit for NO REASON, it’s her.Â
push off a bridge: @karalee-weselton. Byeeeee!
DJ and Aimee are totally living together so that they can fuck as much as they want without anyone knowing about it before he officially gets married to someone else!
Because that’s not the most obvious thing in the world. No, I think @karmeninka put @aimeeblake up to it. You know, test her future husband’s willpower, see if he can resist temptation. If he can survive living with his big-boobed bestie for a year, I’m sure he’ll be faithful until his dying day.
text 💬 karvier
Javier: Have any need for fancy and way over the top pastries? I've been binging the Great British Baking Show and I want an excuse to make some of the stuff on here.
text 💬 kargo
Margo: Soooooo let's rank the best and worst parts of Valentine's Weekend!
Margo: Hadie getting into a bidding war over me at the auction! Carter buying you for like a kajillion dollars! Romeo declaring that he's going to woo me because he wants to exclusively date me! Anything else crazy that happened to you that I don't know about yet!
Margo: And gooooo!
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text 💬 karj
DJ: So uh, before I ask this, I wanna start by saying no offense to you because this is just as much on me.
DJ: But I was watching AuraTube videos of our press tour over the summer and not going to lie, our kisses looked kind of lame.
DJ: Would you be down to practice sometime? You know, so we look less stiff in front of the cameras.
Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.
@keanupelekai is going to get mad at me for suggesting girls for him, but too bad, so sad, I’m doing it anyway!
@diamcndskylucy as long as she still loves me the most
@claudine--frollo but not really, I just want to see if this gets any reaction out of the other one
@rocketstrongbow, I’m getting on this bandwagon
@madmyrcellamim if she’s ever single again would be a great choice
@karmeninka also seems like she’d be good if she weren’t betrothed
And last, and also least, @kendallandersen​, because I think I’m funny and want to see Keanu’s head explode.
text 💬 cartmen
Carter: Would you think it was awful weird of me if I said that even though we're in the same place again, I kind of want to keep writing letters to you?
Carter: [unsent] Getting your letters back was the best part of my whole summer.