#asuhoku

Kion: I just tried one of those matcha drinks from Crownbucks and what's the big deal with these? I've heard sooo many people rave about how good they are and the only thing I taste is fish food.

Oh, finally! A chance for me to share my love expertise, yay!

@cicicallaghan would be very compatible with someone who likes tricks and pranks as much as she does! Like @oakleyoaken or @casperlockex. Personally I think Oakley is cuter, more mature, and a better kisser, but she can follow her heart!

@dizzybydesignx totally brings out a softer side of @spencer-thunderstrike and she doesn’t even realize it! They would be really adorable together and I hope when @eddie-delacruz inevitably gets bored of dating a freshman she’ll realize that!

@hadieathanasius can make his own choices and has made it very clear that he doesn’t want me involved in his making of them.. Although I would like to again emphasize that I think @addisonpendragon is better than @carterlabouff just in case it falls on not-so-deaf ears.

@kendallandersen is a total sweetie and I’m so torn about who to ship him with! On the one hand, he seems like he could bring out a more affectionate side of @claudine--frollo, but on the other she doesn’t like love and @hokukawena does, so...

@cjhooked seems to have a special relationship with one of the Gaston twins! I hope it’s the one that’s not taken, but like... if you’re secretly sneaking around, just be careful of @izzyslade‘s gun!

@katie-kluck is such a little cutie cute! I don’t know if @emery-gothel likes girls, but if she does I think they’d be absolutely precious together.

@emery-gothel could, alternately, be another good drama club love story with @leanderambrosius, if he wasn’t into my earlier suggestion of my sister!

@karmeninka is going to have a beautiful life with @djcygnet, I believe that with my whole heart. But if he ever mistreats her I guess I could trust @carterlabouff to help heal her heart. DON’T SCREW IT UP, NOODLE HEAD!

@claudine--frollo would still be cute with smart older nerd boys! Was @dougdeppert not good enough for you guys? What about @levlumos or @jacksondoppler? 

@diamcndskylucy and @addisonpendragon are adorable besties who should just run away together! But if they don’t, I could see Lucy with an older boy like @kiontaji.

@reese-dubois and @carterlabouff have grown up together, and when Karmen and DJ fall in love and don’t need to have backup plans anymore, I guess Carter and Reese could get married and make the whole Bayou very happy.

@carterlabouff has already gotten mentioned way too many times in this one ask, don’t be greedy, take the answers you already got.

@madmyrcellamim: Wow, who knew there was such a shortage of cute boys around here? I feel like I’m repeating the same ones over and over!! But oh well. I think she’d be great with someone magical like herself so I guess I have no choice but to suggest @leanderambrosius... again. Wait, no -- I can’t say him for Emery and Myrcella, that’s so messy, abort, abort, abort! Myrcella can have Zevon Chanca, he likes magic tricks, that’s close enough.

Here’s where I’m going to recycle @leanderambrosius instead! I heard @addisonpendragon used to have a big crush on her and if Hadie decides she’s not the girl for him, then, well, she can just scoot right on back to Camelot! And possibly end up on double dates with me and @cashforrester which would not at all be awkward in any way shape or form after we’d dated the same boy in the past. Not... at... all... Scratch that, I ship Addy with Hoku’s random cousin! 

Thanks for coming to my love talk, goodbye!

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @kayavazquez. You like, can’t deny the beautiful babies, man. 

sacrifice myself for: @miss-bianca-ellis and @racheladale. Double dead, boom!

kick: @hasira-mwitu.

take to prom: Sorry, Zo, I gotta mix it up this time -- if @hokukawena‘s the prettiest girl ever on a normal day, imagine her on PROM NIGHT.

abandon in jurassic park: @zoetomago, I think you’d have more fun here than in mid-air...

push off a bridge: So nobody!

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @hokukawena is like, so pretty I thought my eyes were broken. 

sacrifice myself for: @racheladale. Letting Rachel die is like, letting the sun stop shining forever. 

kick: @hasira-mwitu.

take to prom: @littlejoanna.

abandon in jurassic park: @shortyshortz! Go spread the avocado toast to dinosaurs on Sunday Funday!

push off a bridge: @littleteapots! Kawabunga!

Night: I don’t think @hokukawena and I have enough in common to build any sort of long-term bond. 

Month: @reese-dubois is a nice girl!

Life: @dijonnoginger? I just know he’s very smart so I think we could make a good team!