I am the mighty dad highlander!

How… on earth… does Tumblr have an image reaction… for EVERYTHING!?

There it is, the Pigeon Forge

In this economy? I'm teaching it to hunt vermin. Ultimate ally

oh now what's this bitch done

"He made steel" mfer he made pears out of PEARS

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

The gather to meet the youngling

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

Practice an Area of Effect Spell.

someone has the opportunity to do the funniest that could happen in this generation

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

puts my elbows out like wings

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

cluck on that thangg