The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath

Policy proposal: we create a big device that spins really fast and put all annoying people into it

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

For anyone who needs this.

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

Really Hasbro? After all these years? Are you planning on renewing Inhumanoids? Releasing it in a classics collection? I would honestly buy that. This show needs to be seen by more people

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I thought the drummer was using a wire brush to add that grainy/soft rainfall effect, but it’s actually the low quality of the video. Authentic Lo-Fi R&B

yuuuuuuup

World heritage post

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

If anyone doesn’t remember this is the cop that broke into a dude’s apartment and shot him. The witness explained that you can’t accidentally break into the wrong apartment and then got killed in a drive by a few days later

“I feel so sorry! I want forgiveness but also no jail time”

“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve seen your movie ‘Rush Hour 2’ and you kickin’ with the wrong leg. Stop making me look bad.’” —Chris Tucker