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Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

[part 1] [part 2]

⛅ apollosglowinggoldencrotchhair Follow

Imagine you spend weeks planning a hold up of an office building with a big burly meta and everything and you get taken down by this guy

#cyber geek #AHC #new hero debut! #(i'm just joking I love you donald)

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🌞 apollo-official Follow

Thanks for dropping in nonny, love to meet the fans! Funny you should mention That Giant Moth Guy, the bristles from his legs actually make the perfect comb for keeping the curls light and bouncy! But if you can't get hold of That Giant Moth Guy's bristles you can substitute with about two dozen regular sized moths.

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💀 is-fornax-still-dead Follow

yeah

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🐙 malfucinors-slimy-tendrils Follow

me when the AHC's newest recruit saves me from a street mugging

📺 the-multerion-collector Follow

Fuck you, this shit is absolutely not funny at all

Medley isn't a fun character, or your newest blorbo, he is a human being who has undergone a horrific transformation against his will. My grandfather was involved in a factory accident that partially transformed him with frog-like features, and it took years of trauma counselling and support for him to come to terms with what happened to him, and to this day he still doesn't feel comfortable leaving the house.

It is unspeakably callous and insensitive to be thirsting over what is probably the most traumatic experience of this man's life. Fuck all of you.

⚫ gapingfornaxpussy Follow

multerion what's your grandad's number

🐙 malfucinors-slimy-tendrils Follow

answer the question multerion what's the number

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🐀 ridgecityratrace Follow

Can someone please rob the bank I work at I need a day off

#I prommy I won't call the capes #we're so submissive and robbable please

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💫 days-since-last-lodestar-sighting Follow

2496 days since last lodestar sighting

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🕷 malruvianspiderking Follow

help the girlies are shipping Lodestar with dead mass murderers now

⚫ gapingfornaxpussy Follow

okay but I know this fic and the screenshot is not doing it justice

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🥜 ahc-deez-nuts Follow

went to a nightclub to blow off some steam and fucking NEXUS dropped a bunch of INTERDIMENSIONAL MONSTERS in the middle of the fucking dance fIoor can't have shit in Ridge City

⛅ apollosglowinggoldencrotchhair Follow

At least you had capes on the scene, when my workplace was crashed by flaming skeletal dinosaurs resurrected by a dark wizard it took two hours to get a cape response. Like, the AHC is thirty minutes away where the fuck were they did they stop for coffee??

⏰ imissthetimeloop Follow

Certainly not at my coffee shop which was trapped in a time loop for the better part of a week

👼 yaoi-ti-cas Follow

hey quick question what the FUCK is going on in Ridge City

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🐀 ridgecityratrace Follow

Do y'all ever wonder what Professor Quantum is up to these days

🍆 pqs-bulging-frontal-lobe Follow

Lab tech here! He's had his lab coat stuck under a piece of equipment for the last two hours and is too embarrassed to ask for help, he doesn't realise we can hear him begging the coat to come out

🧠 the-noble-pursuit-of-science Follow

I cannot believe how rude and disrespectful you are to a man as accomplished as Professor Quantum. Are you so embarrassed that you will never achieve even a thousandth of his accolades that you have to try pathetically to besmirch his good name? It doesn't even make sense for him to be stuck, his abilities give him enhanced physical attributes as well as a mind acute enough to solve his way out of any conundrum. You should be ashamed of yourself.

🍆 pqs-bulging-frontal-lobe Follow

Lab tech again, Dick is right he is no longer stuck. He's now going out on the town trying to flirt while hiding his stained and rumpled lab coat, but he has a twig stuck in his hair from when he walked into a tree earlier and everyone is talking about it.

🧠 the-noble-pursuit-of-science Follow

This is the most disgusting display of slander I have ever witnessed. First of all, everyone knows that Professor Quantum is working on Vomesa, furthering his research into the great mysteries of our world. He's certainly not wasting his precious time or genius "flirting" with lesser minds.

Professor Quantum is the greatest mind of any generation, and responsible for shaping the world as we know it. He is too intelligent to walk into trees or get stuck under machines, and even suggesting it is so impossibly insulting it should classify as a crime.

I hope you've enjoyed this moment of mirth before the tide of history inevitably washes over you and forgets you forever, you miserable pissant.

🐀 ridgecityratrace Follow

I looked at this guy's blog and

Bestie he is not gonna fuck you

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🌞 apollo-official Follow

they hot tho?

⛅ apollosglowinggoldencrotchhair Follow

well at least apollo-official isn't infantalising donald, unlike a bunch of fucking COWARDS I know

#cyber geek #I can't be the only one who thinks he's hot af #didn't he used to work in IT? #cause I'd let him wire my mainframe any day

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🚽 cautiously-optimistic Follow

Hey y'all, can you get meta abilities by sticking your foot just right in the toilet seat and getting stuck there for like, twenty minutes? Asking for a friend.

#metas #cape name pending #flush rush jr? #is that copyright infringement?

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🥜 ahc-deez-nuts Follow

What do you mean theres a guild of villains operating out of the centre of ridge city and nobody said or did anything about it????

🥜 ahc-deez-nuts Follow

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A REGISTERED CHARITY

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🐙 malfucinors-slimy-tendrils Follow

my whole family is kind of freaking out about the whole 'theres a secret guild of villains in a ten minutes drive from our house' thing and let me tell you they did NOT think me asking if they would be interested in hooking up was appropriate

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"ooOOooh, RPF is disrespectful, why would you ship someone with their nemesis, what's wrong with you-" stfu. Fornax is dead and Lodestar's been missing for years I can do what I want

🎭 capes-and-cowls Follow

Oh fuck oh no what the fuck what the fuck

#HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD #STOP REBLOGGING THIS WHAT IF HE SEES

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💀 is-fornax-still-dead Follow

hey what the fuck

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⚫ gapingfornaxpussy Follow

#what do I do??? #do I change my url???? #change my name and flee the country??? #is fornax even on tumblr???????? #I mean he's not in the ground so who fucking knows

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💫 days-since-last-lodestar-sighting Follow

ZERO DAYS SINCE THE LAST LODESTAR SIGHTING

#We're so fucking back!!! #posting from the emergency bunker rn #I think our apartment was totalled by fornax

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⏰ imissthetimeloop Follow

Hey quick question has anyone ever actually fucking died ever asking for my grandfather

#fornax #doctor mechaniacal #morgana la fey #seriously has any villain ever actually died or was all of it a lie

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Big day for Apollo haters everywhere

#how we feeling y'all

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🔴 apollos-trecherous-dodgeball Follow

shit do you think I need to change my blog name?

#i swear I had this url before we knew #it wasn't even about the hero

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🐀 ridgecityratrace Follow

They didn't even blow up my fucking bank

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Clark: I found a place

Mary: A place?

Clark: Yeah, in the basement of the store... its some kind of......back room...

Alvin and the Chipmunks but everything else is analog horror pt2(The Backrooms)

Ryland Grace - Yes yes Ik about Simon and Bloodymary, but I think him and Engineer would also get along pretty well. I don’t think he would strongly dislike any of the egos but he would get rage baited by Dr. Iplier and refuse to call him a Doctor

Ken - Listen him are Warfstache are just perfect, I’ve seen it on TikTok and no other character match’s like that pink buffoon, at least until he whips the gun out. Google would hate him but he hates everyone and it’s one sided

Colt Seavers - Ik bro is a day one Actor Mark hater, he’s basically just Tom Ryder in a different font being both an asshole and framing someone for murder. I feel like he and Illinois would talk about cool stunts and stuff (Illinois is probably lying straight through his teeth) I think he and Bing would also have some stuff in common. He and Bim Trimmer would definitely get in a fist fight over something stupid

Courtland Gentry/Six - off the top of my head Yancy since they were both in jail, other than that theres really nothing connecting them. Dark and him are both brooding but Six is a bit too quipy, in any situation that they meet Court is probably getting sent to assassinate Damien but I feel like they would get along under circumstance. Maybe heist Mark?

Ok, so I saw the movie last night and I wanna have my little yap sesh about the theming because I thought it was interesting

I think the movie is inherently about mental health / memory (maybe to be specific deteriorating memories? idk) in its theming (I mean there was literally a song from everywhere at the end of time in it) BUT

I feel like there could be some unintentional themes about AI generation, AI usage, and the negative effects it can have on a person in it? The way the rooms fail to generate things & ESPECIALLY the people gave the same uncanny feeling of those early AI generated pictures from years back. Clark feeds info (or maybe memories?) to the rooms and it feeds into his delusions (someone in the reblogs mentioned it being similar to AI chatbots and YES, I absolutely see it), then him eventually wanting to stay there feels like him slipping into AI psychosis. I don't actually think it was intentional? Maybe they took inspo but the parallels didn't slip past me

Meanwhile; all of Linda’s kids having viable polycule options:

sometimes you just gotta draw some little guys.