there should be a term like passenger princess but for when you’ve summoned your significant other or friend or family member to sit with a glass of wine and keep you company while you cook

the thing about learning English history from this History of England podcast is that I’m learning that George RR Martin was kind of a hack because it’s all real. On the other hand we got to the conquest and it’s like uh where’s Visenya of Normandy

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

so when louis meowed how did he share that to daniel in the interview? did he sit at his 10 foot long divorce table with armand on the other end, look him in the eye and meow?? how did it go down louis I just wanna know

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

it’s actually hilarious that rhaenyra just figured out on her own that the prince of the prophecy can be any gender. valyrian fluencymogged maester aemon