wayside weeds

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

armand’s exes complaining about him being a needy bottom or whatever is pissing me off. fine i’ll do it since you’re all so fucking complicated

the thing about the vampire armand is that he could not prevent it but did absolutely at all times have that shit on

Capitalism sucks. Unless it's Louis de Point du Lac doing it, then it's funny.