I just want to nap

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

WHAT

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

your email has found me on the fucking brink