ہرا کا ننجا

this is because fisting is commendable while being a fistee is a mortal sin

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

YOU are a glasses girl. going about with your long hair and such.

[obediently]i am a glasses girl. going about with my long hair and such

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

does anyone wanna go to wednesday together

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me

oooooh i got plany of disk space

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s