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while you were studying the blade i was consuming a lot of yaoi and i can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that its gay that you would put that much effort into studying the blade to defeat this one guy who you cannot stop thinking about. just saying.
when the time loop gets to the part where they start committing suicide in different ways every day
problematic plot relevance gap
Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs

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"Oh, there's no point to human existence. All the meanings are just made up."
MF I KNOW. That's why I'm working so hard to make something up that can withstand the reality of human experience.
dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.
you need to make more self-indulgent art btw. hyper-specific self-indulgent niche shit that appeals to You Specifically and maybe nobody else will get it or even like it but that's the point.
i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.
as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”
small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.
i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

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"Pick-me girl" this, "Performative male" that... We used to have a nice, gender-neutral word for this kind of thing and it was just called being a "poser." Let's bring that back, shall we?
"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys
when i was in kindergarten, i got the role in our class play i had auditioned for, and in response, i said something like "yay! i knew i would get it!"
my teacher took me out in the hallway to scold me, because i was being arrogant and making everyone else feel bad and the other kid who auditioned for that role was good too, such that the teacher had originally wanted to give the role to them in the first place, and i was making her regret giving it to me because i was being so rude and entitled
and tbh. it takes shockingly few experiences like that to have you convinced that good things happening to you are actually Bad, because they should be happening to someone other than you. yknow, someone who actually deserves to have good things happen to them. and if you're ever happy, youre actually doing harm and you should be ashamed. OTHER people get to have fun good things in their lives, but if it happens to you, it was a mistake, and everyone will regret not preventing it and they'll be mad at you, so you should try to make yourself as small and as hard to notice as possible
i turned it normal btw. don't ask any follow up questions
it’s like every single one of you is in competition for Miss Autism 2012

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Everybody's talking abt how cool is it to rewatch House and yeah it is but NOBODY'S FUCKING MENTIONING HOW DEVASTATING IT IS to watch the show from the very start once again where everybody is happy and relatively young while you already know how damn sad the ending is
this is hilarious. imagine running late for a friend’s wedding and you end up at a complete stranger’s instead. imagine thinking you got away with it for four years until a podcaster hunts you down and it ends up on the news