The Funky Fresh System

I just realized that despite me not having alter to alter dissociative amnesia, I can't recall certain memories if a specific alter isn't fronting. This can happen in the middle of a thought process in my head. Oh, trying to find which playlist this song is in? Too bad because the memory isn't there. Or trying to remember which anime I watched last week? I'll keep thinking about it but my mind is blank.

This is why I could never go on a podcast, I will never remember stories at the top of my head. I'll have to be prompted by a certain situation or conversation.

This just happened. I think this is why alters "take thoughts" because they were the one thinking it. Bruh, this sucks with ADHD bc it's hard enough to try and retrace my steps.

AND IT DOESN'T HELP I GET DISTRACTED.

*freeze frame*

yup, that's me! you're probably wondering how i got into this situation...

D: you know how restaurants will like, ban unruly clients from ever coming again

John: sure, but then they’ll- then they’ll be trending on twitter the next day, but sure.

D: i banned obama

John: oh- oho no.

D: for- for ruining- for ruining the united states of america, i banned him

John: what did obama ever do to you?

D: he ruined it. he ruined the country

John: wh- what did- what did he ever do that affected you?

D: think about how bad this country used to be, and think about how awesome it is now

John: i dunno about that, i’m calling shenanigans. i’ve yet to hear- i’ve yet to hear-

D: look at this guy hes sideways now

D: hes sideways whaddya say about that

D: sideways obama? you want that man to be-

John: um, obamas upside-

D: upside down obama?

D: forty-fourth president of the united states-?

John: nah, nah, he’s right side up,

D: yeah, exactly

John: cause he’s brobama.

D: no hes not “bro"bama

John: he is.

Dave: (obama is my world)

Dave: (obama is my king)

D: what, do you like obama?

John: what’s wrong with obama? you gotta tell me what’s wrong with obama, why do you dislike obama?

D: because he ruined the united states

John: i would like to know how he ruined the united states.

D: think about how bad the country was, and now think about how good it is

John: i think the country was pretty great- you know, i would actually say that america was already great.

D: *deep breath*

D: 

D: what are you, a liberal?

D: 

John: 

John: d- eehehehhe-

D: ahahah

D: look, all im saying john, is that obama is banned from the kfc dome

Dave: (haha- the crushing blow)

John: okay, you know what i’m gonna say? so long as obama is banned from the kfc dome, you enjoy dick and balls. that’s all i’m gonna say-

D: WHAAT?!

John: it’s almost like-

D: NOOO

John: there’s a correlation between the two! 

D: oh my god,

D: im sorry obama. im sorry, youre not banned any-

D: i unbanned him john, come back

John: i’m outta here.

D: i unbanned ob- oh my god

John: i hereby rest my case.

D: you cant do this to me on pride month!

D: you cant do this to me on pride month, john, come on man!

John: it’s been done. it’s done. 

D: oh

D: my

D: goodness gracious mamma mia i hate obama

Davesprite: who put a peepee on the sign!!!

D: i- wh- theres a peepee on the sign, where?!

Davesprite: the big one in the sky!

D: aaAAH ITS A DICK AND BALLS DAVESPRITE WHAT THE FUCK

Davesprite: noooooo

D: AAAAAAAAAAAA

D: im gonna be honest, i put that dick and balls there

Davesprite, at absolutely ear-piercing volume: WHAT

Dave: wrong

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Also, remember, that people without this diagnosis can experience these symptoms, as well. ADHD is more chronic and a daily struggle.