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It is okay to progress slowly in your target language! It is okay to take weeks to learn the alphabet! It is okay to take months to be able to string the simplest of sentences together! It is okay to take years to be able to have a full conversation in the language! We all learn at a different pace and thatâs okay!Â
quick roundup of resources and tips if youâre in high school (or college, really) and you want to make a fiction podcast
MAKING AUDIO
free audio production stuff
Audacity is an open-source audio editing program. I think itâs what Griffin McElroy of My Brother My Brother and Me uses? Hereâs a guide if you get stumped.
Hereâs a few collections of sound effects.
As long as you credit, you can use any of this music for free.
audio production tips
How to make a pop filter (it will stop your audio from popping on B and P sounds) from common household objects
They say that munching a Granny Smith apple between takes will reduce unwanted mouth sounds
Getting better sound without a recording studio
Getting better sound, pt 2Â
Make sure that dialogue can be heard over music, sound effects, etc. When in doubt, listen to your current mix with your eyes closed and see what stands out.
a relatively cheap mic, if youâre okay investing a little bit
This is the microphone the leads use for Starship Iris. Itâs got a USB cable that plugs straight into your computer, and itâs under $40.
WRITING SCRIPTS
Iâd recommend working in Google docs. It lets you share files quickly with others for easy editing, it saves automatically, and you wonât have a trillion different versions of your episodes floating around your computer.
Outline your whole season before you start writing. Write your whole season before you start production. I know, it will feel a little labor intensive. Trust me, thoughâI started production before finishing the season scripts and it kneecapped the show for months and months.
Consider keeping things simple for your first effort. We all have gigantic, sprawling narratives in our heads featuring casts of hundreds (we do, right?) but youâre gonna be learning so much in this process, itâs way less overwhelming if you can scale down. Maybe find a way to tell one aspect of the story, featuring a handful of characters, but to tell it in a compelling way.
Think realistically about the voices that will be at your disposal. If you want to just use your friends and all your friends are female, keep that in mind when creating characters. (See âif you donât want to actâ below for advice finding actors.)Â
Read everything out loud. If anything feels clunky, change it until you can say it naturally.
When you think youâre done, invite over a bunch of friends for pizza (or other foods! I donât know your life, dude) and have an informal table read. Donât take a role. Sit back and listen carefully. You may find stuff you want to fix. Ask your friends for feedback. They may give you valuable perspective.
A good way to stay motivated is to find a friend who also wants to write a script, and then keep pushing each other and reading each otherâs stuff.
IF YOU NEED WRITERS
Approach your writer friend(s). Tell them that if they write you a script, you will produce it into a radio play. Itâs worth a shot.
Approach your creative writing teacher, if your school has one. Tell them that you want to produce a script, and ask them to tell their students to submit scripts to you. (Set up a gmail account for this purpose.) Itâs worth a shot.
If all else fails, honestly, Iâd say go through your lit textbook (or short story anthologies) and find a poem or short story you like (or say, an act of a Shakespeare play), then record/produce that. Then show it to your lit teacher. They will be confused. But maybe also happy? If itâs something they covered in class, theyâll probably feel like they Got Through To You and Made A Difference, and adults love that shit.
IF YOU NEED ACTORS
The obvious go-to is to ask your friends. If you do table reads (see writing section above) you will get a sense of who is suited to what role.
Approach your schoolâs drama teacher, or the teacher who directs the school play, or the forensics coach. Let them read a copy of your script so they know youâre not, like, using it to promote meth or anything. Ask them to tell their students about the opportunity, and/or ask them if you can hang fliers (first, make fliers).
As a former drama kid, I can promise you that we are always hungry for available roles.
OTHER PEOPLE TO CONSIDER REACHING OUT TO
The school paper might be looking for things to write about.
Local bands might let you feature their original music in your intro/outro, in exchange for plugging their website, etc, in your credits.
If youâre having sound engineering problems, consider asking the computer lab teacher, or the video production teacher.
If you have multiple friends who want to make podcasts, consider forming a network! Thereâs strength in numbers.
Just generally, if you think of someone in your life with relevant skills, donât be afraid to ask for help.
IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE ASKING FOR FAVORS
Ugh, itâs so scary, right?
My honest advice is to get really good at baking something relatively simple, like brownies. Now youâre not asking for favors, youâre conducting a transaction!
Also, even if theyâre not available to help, like, 9 times out of 10, people will be flattered you thought of them.
PEOPLE NOT TO APPROACH FOR PRODUCTION HELP
Me
Not because I donât care (I am seriously rooting for you) but because I probably wonât be able to give much advice. All my advice is right here. Hell, I even asked for help putting this together.
FURTHER READING
Not all of this may be relevant to you, but definitely worth checking out
âSo You Wanna Start A Podcast?â by Wolf 359âs Zach Valenti
Multitude Productions has some great resources on podcasting.
Audio Drama Thoughts by Brian Martinez Oldham
Broke: pronouncing the two languages youâre leaning correctly
Woke: pronouncing language A with language Bâs phonetic system
yeehaw boys im gonna learn french to like A1/2 so I can test into french II at school next year, and eventually get 2 stamps of literacy/fluency (french +spanish) on my diploma

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classmate: why do u spend so much time memorizing irregular conjugations and complicated grammar me: lov the fronch
IF YOU STUDY FRENCH, LISTEN UP:
 Bon Patron will save your life.Â
What is it?
 a free grammar checker that was developed by French professors
 not extremely sophisticated and wonât catch all of your errorsÂ
but WILL prevent you from making dumb conjugation or agreement mistakes.Â
MUCH BETTER THAN MICROSOFT WORD
What does it look like?
Whatâs it do?
it marks what mistakes you made (writes them out and you can also hover over them - I couldnât screenshot the entire list because it is VERY THOROUGH)Â
(I feel like I need to mention this is an automatically generated example, Iâm bad at french but Iâm not that bad)
says what type of mistake it isÂ
and what you can do to fix them.
What do I do with it?
Obviously donât rely on it 100%, but if youâve been staring at an essay for five hours itâs so nice to be able to run it through and have it catch the article you misused in the middle of the fourth paragraph.Â
make sure you check again after correcting the errors because sometimes new ones will be flaggedÂ
double check your work, sometimes it suggests corrections that you donât need to make (since itâs a computer program and youâre a person)
BUT GO FORTH AND IMPROVE YOUR FRENCH GRADES (& share the good news)
How to Handle Having TOO MUCH To Do
So letâs say youâre in the same boat I am (this is a running theme, have you noticed?) and youâve just got, like, SO MUCH STUFF that HAS to get done YESTERDAY or you will DIE (or fail/get fired/mope). Everything needs to be done yesterday, youâre sick, and for whatever reason you are focusing on the least important stuff first. What to do!
Take a deep breath, because this is a boot camp in prioritization.
Make a 3 by 4 grid. Make it pretty big. The line above your top row goes like this: Due YESTERDAY - due TOMORROW - due LATER. Along the side, write: Takes 5 min - Takes 30 min - Takes hours - Takes DAYS.
Divide ALL your tasks into one of these squares, based on how much work you still have to do. A thank you note for a present you received two weeks ago? That takes 5 minutes and was due YESTERDAY. Put it in that square. A five page paper thatâs due tomorrow? That takes an hour/hours, place it appropriately. Tomorrowâs speech you just need to rehearse? Half an hour, due TOMORROW. Do the same for ALL of your tasks
Your priority goes like this:
5 minutes due YESTERDAY
5 minutes due TOMORROW
Half-hour due YESTERDAY
Half-hour due TOMORROW
Hours due YESTERDAY
Hours due TOMORROW
5 minutes due LATER
Half-hour due LATER
Hours due LATER
DAYS due YESTERDAY
DAYS due TOMORROW
DAYS due LATER
At this point you just go down the list in each section. If something feels especially urgent, for whatever reason - a certain professor is hounding you, youâre especially worried about that speech, whatever - you can bump that up to the top of the entire list. However, going through the list like this is what I find most efficient.
Some people do like to save the 5 minute tasks for kind of a break between longer-running tasks. If thatâs what you want to try, go for it! Youâre the one studying here.
So thatâs how to prioritize. Now, how to actually do shit? Thatâs where the 20/10 method comes in. Itâs simple: do stuff like a stuff-doing FIEND for 20 minutes, then take a ten minute break and do whatever you want. Repeat ad infinitum. Itâs how Iâve gotten through my to do list, concussed and everything.
Youâve got this. Get a drink and start - we can do our stuff together!
WOAH THIS SOUNDS HELPFUL. IâM GOING TO TRY THIS IMMEDIATELY. Also, I made a chart for myself, but if anyone else wants it for reference (or if this is wrong and I misread you can tell me) here it is:
Going to try this.
me: *reblogs vocabulary list for highly specific medical terms in target language*
also me: *canât count to past 10 in target language*
For any langblrs, thereâs a new comedy series on Netflix, Comedians of the World, that features comedians from around the world performing in their own language. You can choose the country and subtitles, great way of improving listening skills and picking up colloquialisms!

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:/ iâve been studying my ass off for finals this week and iâm simultaneously burnt out and still motivated
still kinda stressed tho because I need basically a 100 on two finals to bump up my grade form an 89 to a 90 which shouldnât be hard if I just Really Study, it just seems really toughÂ
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i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes âeye of newt, sperm of grootâ and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears
Hi guys! Hereâs a little masterpost of quotes from childrenâs books that you can use in your bullet journal, or anywhere else you feel like!
THE LITTLE PRINCE (ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPĂRY)
âIt is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.â
âThe most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched, they are felt with the heart.â
âYou become responsible forever for what youâve tamed.âÂ
âYou - you alone will have the stars as no one else has themâŚIn one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the sky at nightâŚYou - only you - will have stars that can laugh.â
âGrown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to themâ
âA rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.âÂ
A LITTLE PRINCESS (FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT)
âIf I am a princess in rags and tatters, I can be a princess inside. It would be easy to be a princess if I were dressed in cloth of gold, but it is a great deal more of a triumph to be one all the time when no one knows it.â
âWhen you will not fly into a passion people know you are stronger than they are, because you are strong enough to hold in your rage, and they are not, and they say stupid things they wish they hadnât said afterward. â
âThereâs nothing so strong as rage, except what makes you hold it inâthatâs stronger. Itâs a good thing not to answer your enemies.â
âIf nature has made you for a giver, your hands are born open, and so is your heart; and though there may be times when your hands are empty, your heart is always full, and you can give things out of thatâwarm things, kind things, sweet thingsâhelp and comfort and laughterâand sometimes gay, kind laughter is the best help of all.â
âSomehow, something always happens just before things get to the very worst. It is as if Magic did it. If I could only just remember that always. The worse thing never quite comes.â
âBut I suppose there might be good in things, even if we donât see it.â
âYou donât forget, but you bear it better.âÂ
LITTLE WOMEN (LOUISA MAY ALCOTT)
âI am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.â
âItâs wicked to throw away so many good gifts because you canât have the one you want.â
âLove is a great beautifier.âÂ
âWatch and pray, dear, never get tired of trying, and never think it is impossible to conquer your fault.â
âI want to do something splendidâŚsomething heroic or wonderful that wonât be forgotten after Iâm dead. I donât know what, but Iâm on the watch for it and mean to astonish you all someday.âÂ
âConceit spoils the finest genius.âÂ
âBe comforted, dear soul! There is always light behind the clouds.â
âLife and love are very precious when both are in full bloom.â
âThe only chivalry worth having is that which is the readiest to to pay deference to the old, protect the feeble, and serve womankind, regardless of rank, age, or color.â
âBooks are always good company if you have the right sort.â
âThe humblest tasks get beautified if loving hands do them.â
âNow and then, in this workaday world, things do happen in the delightful storybook fashion, and what a comfort that is.â
MATLIDA (ROALD DAHL)
âSo Matildaâs strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.âÂ
âNever do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy itâs unbelievableâŚâÂ
âI have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems. I couldnât face the embarrassment, and anyway I lack the courage. Any courage I had was knocked out of me when I was young. But now, all of sudden I have a sort of desperate wish to tell everything to somebody.â
âIâve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldnât I?â
âThere is little point in teaching anything backwards. The whole object of life, Headmistress, is to go forwards.â
âIâm afraid men are not always quite as clever as they think they are.â
THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH (NORTON JUSTER)
âSo many things are possible just as long as you donât know theyâre impossible.â
âHave you ever heard the wonderful silence just before the dawn? Or the quiet and calm just as a storm ends? Or perhaps you know the silence when you havenât the answer to a question youâve been asked, or the hush of a country road at night, or the expectant pause of a room full of people when someone is just about to speak, or, most beautiful of all, the moment after the door closes and youâre alone in the whole house? Each one is different, you know, and all very beautiful if you listen carefully.â
âTime is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life. â
âYou must never feel badly about making mistakes ⌠as long as you take the trouble to learn from them. For you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons.â
âThe most important reason for going from one place to another is to see whatâs in between.â
âWhat you can do is often simply a matter of what you will do.â
âWhat you learn today, for no reason at all, will help you discover all the wonderful secrets of tomorrow.â
âWhatever we learn has a purpose and whatever we do affects everything and everyone else, if even in the tiniest way.â
THE GOLDEN COMPASS (PHILIP PULLMAN)
âYou cannot change what you are, only what you do.â
âWe are all subject to the fates. But we must act as if we are not, or die of despair.â
âEvery opportunity will come again.â

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Protip: use the Chinese handwriting keyboard to look up kanji quickly
(this is on mobile ofc, but I think it works on laptopsâ trackpads too)
There are two input options for Mandarin Chinese: pinyin and handwriting. Iâm using the second one. Technically speaking itâs not a keyboard, itâs a handwriting recognition thingy, but you know what I mean. Itâs in my ăăźăăźă menu, dude.
So letâs say I want to look up ć¸.
Look at it picking up my crappy handwriting like a boss:
Now if I try the built-in one from the Japanese dictionary:
㏠is nowhere to be seen! Not among 8 propositions!
The Chinese keyboard doesnât even care about strokes order, closed shapes, etc.
I mean look at it go:
Nice right?
No more painstankingly selecting radicals (and getting it wrong half the time)!
Iâve been using it for a while now, and itâs never let me down. Thank you Chinese keyboard!
I wanted to make a bongo cat, too.