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I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

picture this you post some art on tumblr and someone replies and adds captions for blind people and it’s like “a painting of a small white dog in a field. the dogs anatomy is a little off and the colours are too muted to be anything special. it lacks charm. it’s very shit. likely drawn by a child or someone with no skill or talent.”

new left discourse: which communist revolutionary would start a letter with "you know what? fuck this. fuck you" like an angry fandom blogger?

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

Idk which Wiccan needs to hear this but you’re not a marginalized person

Witches aren’t a persecuted people and the people in the past who were persecuted as witches were in fact, not actually witches.

what is crab if not life persevering

what is life if not crab persevering

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

My only opinion on sambucky is that it’s a good ship because they’re obviously in love with each other, but each secretly think the other is the widow of their recently deceased best friend (Steve) and that they should respect the bro code. Hilarity ensues

i wont rest until i reach girl dick island

it's a misleading name, it's really more of a penisula

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

A lot of people have asked me to explain the whole “stock market” thing to them, and I’ll explain it, and they’ll be like “I still don’t get it,” and I just wanna, like, make it clear:  The problem isn’t you.  The problem is that you’re trying to use your smart rational human brain to understand something which is, on a fundamental level, deeply irrational and incredibly fucking stupid.

“Natalie this still doesn’t make any sense”  yes