group assignments HATE to see Aaron coming. He will not work with you. No you cannot have his number. He will be doing his fair share. No you cannot have it yet. He turns his work in day of and it’s perfect and somehow blends seamlessly with yours. You get a perfect grade. No you cannot talk to him after.

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Ellen Greene's performance in Suddenly Seymour is my equivalent to the bit in Naruto where Rock Lee takes the lead weights off his legs. I think about it constantly. She's a very good actress, she's a very good singer, but she spends the whole movie in a sweet squeaky falsetto until Suddenly Seymour when she opens up the gas and reveals that actually she has the voice of a winged, horned-helmeted valkyrie and then - and this haunts me - quietly packs it away and never goes that hard again for the rest of the movie. Just shows us a fraction of her true power, turns directly to the audience and says, "I could if I wanted to," and happily skips away. It chills me to this day.

Guys if you want queer shit written by queers on our own terms you're going to have to start seeking out weird independent media. I'm sorry that's the only place you can regularly find it idk what to tell you, we can't keep acting like there's nothing if we're not getting blockbusters and triple A titles or whatever it is we're waiting around for. The thing you keep saying you want is already being offered for free by one person making a passion project on the internet and you would both benefit enormously if you interacted with it instead of lamenting that the only options we have for representation are pandering afterthoughts from corporate shit

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

Insurance and real estate companies red-lined areas with high concentrations of gay people (similar to how they treated POC and Jewish people) and either refused to do business or charged exorbitant rates. Gay men and women were prevented from naming same-sex partners as beneficiaries and wills were often overturned in court, if they could find a lawyer to draft them. Being accepted by the financial and economic community is a necessity to survival.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia