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The shooter was probably some Mormon fundy who trained in illegal militias all his life and could make that shot from 600 feet and hated Kirk for reasons far more baffling and contradictory than the basic political spectrum can possible explain and in the 4 hours the Feeb was interrogating that old man he slipped up to northern Idaho where he will never be caught

Like not to put too fine a point on it and no disrespect to the American left-of-center but the types of people who can hit a target with pinpoint accuracy at 200 yards are not attending local DSA meetings and canvassing for abortion rights with their mom

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

I heard ouroboros snake got two ribs removed so he could swallow his own tail

Doesn’t this imply that he sits down to pee

A fella can’t take a load off to take a piss? Female privilege strikes again

I put my mats on the toilet tank so my bro can wipe his feet when I smack his cheeks

Could you draw a diagram?

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