Profound Thoughts About Lesbianism

It is only 9am in the morning and I am ready to go postal on my job someone hand me my blorbo being pathetic before I commit Crimes and cause Damages

i am, instead, making blorbo Suffer(tm)

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

sometimes it genuinely feels like other people don't remember being children. "omg if a 13 year old is looking at porn there is something deeply wrong 😨 they shouldn't even be thinking about sex!!" they are going through puberty and their hormones are going crazy. do you remember being 13 years old.

They absolutely do remember, but this is a particularly stupid Emperor's New Clothes situation where they not only parrot the popular Morally Pure™ opinion that teenagers never get horny or look at porn or have sex ever because they're Minors™, but then also pretend that they themselves also never did those things, because if they admitted that they did, some batshit freak would probably call them a paedophile.

as the op of this post, i can confirm batshit freaks in my inbox calling me a pedophile for this 😔