Profound Thoughts About Lesbianism

I feel like its not talked about enough just how bad living in the one punch man world is,,, like,,, the monsters? The whole cities getting destroyed in an instant?

And im not even mentionning it all, bcs the "will we be living tomorrow" and that whole unstability (even if heroes are put in place to try and stop monsters from doing harm) is not even the only issue,,,

He calls Amai constantly, checks up on him and forcibly pulls his ass out of his hiding to go everywhere.

Amai isn't comfortable being around Garou because of, well, several understandable reasons so it's only the two of them that go out.

A redraw of a very old sketchbook drawing from when I was in community college, original below the cut!

some Atomic disciples and Atomic Samurai art because this group js hella underrated.

GUHHHH, GUYS, DO YOU SEE THE KAMAIAIAN VISION???? AND THEN BUSHIDRILL AND ATOMIC SAMURAI GANGING UP ON IAIAN?? pls tell me you do, I need people to join me.

Close-ups under the cut

Interviewer: so when you were at the dojo, what did you do?

Garou: oh, I was top disciple so I did everything. Teaching, inventory, budgeting… I helped with the books…

Interviewer: you have bookkeeping experience? tell me more about that.

Garou: anything we made or spent, I wrote down in a book.

Interviewer: but what programs did you use, though?

Garou: we used paper. They were books.

Garou: is that a trick question?

Interviewer: …

Garou: is… that not what people do anymore? … is this just our landlines conversation all over again?

Interviewer: sir, be honest. what century are you from?

Garou: hah. you think I leave the house with my phone?

Co-worker: … well, why wouldn’t you?

Garou: because it’s attached to the wall.

Co-worker: …

Garou: you mean yours isn’t?

Saitama: hey guys check out what King and I did today

[[Saitama claps once and the lights go off. He claps twice and the lights go on again.]]

Saitama: pretty cool, huh? now we can save on electricity without even standing up.

Badd, on the phone with Zenko: oh, your piano lesson’s over already? Lemme get you a car then.

Badd, after a moment: alright, Zen — the Uber’s on its way. See ya soon.

Hey @hypothesaurus, remember that one time you gave me a prompt (like two weeks ago) and I got super excited and then didn’t write anything? My brain isn’t cooperating. So, here - have a different thing! It’s G-rated Batarou fluff with Garou being a good oni-san to Zenko.

“The floor is lava. Help!” Zenko wailed. 

“Cut it out – it’s bedtime!” Badd charged forward and Zenko dodged; leaping from counter to table and back again.

Garou watched silently, with folded arms and pursed lips. He whistled and Zenko scrambled towards him. 

Garou whispered into Zenko’s ear and – surprisingly – she climbed willingly into his arms. 

Garou carried her to bed and returned, empty-handed.

“How…?” 

“Negotiated. But you owe her a bedtime story.”

“…why?”

“Cuz she misses you. You’ve been working late.” 

“…really…?”

“That’s why kids act out,” Garou sighed. “For attention or whatever.” 

“You speakin’ from experience?”

I think Badd probably knows; this is set in canon and literally everything Garou does is a cry for help. At the end of the fic they were going to smile at each other but I ran out of words. Also, I am certain that Bang loves to tell embarrassing stories of them is probably “Garou frequently sat at my desk and declared the entirety of the dojo to be lava; he did this well into his teens and I am certain he would still do it, if given the opportunity.”