*takes my shoes off and throws them in the lake*

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

Many homeless people rely on books as the only entertainment they can easily carry, can be replaced constantly, doesn't need charging and can be found for relatively cheap. Same thing for newspapers, which also double as insulation. I see plenty of homeless people reading, you just don't bother to look.

when you tell them you're all out of smackarels and all you get back is that hundred-acre stare

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

Guy about to invent clam chowder i wish this cum had chunks of tongue in it

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it