*takes my shoes off and throws them in the lake*

when you tell them you're all out of smackarels and all you get back is that hundred-acre stare

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

Guy about to invent clam chowder i wish this cum had chunks of tongue in it

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”