*takes my shoes off and throws them in the lake*

i always spit in my phones charging port before plugging it in

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

met gala theme fat and in jeans

we desperately need representation for faggy butches who have the mannerisms and speech patterns of a valley girl but try to pretend like they dont

Diva down

we should sue steven jobs for defamation of the beautiful apple 🍎 🍏 with his evil technological company

i wonder if an actor has ever had sex with their stunt double

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

people are calling me ableist for this lol