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"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

Fairly Good Kids is a Fairly Oddparents fan comic just telling more stories within the FoP universe. There's an ongoing story currently happening about Timmy and Chloe trying to navigate finding lab partners for science class, that will continue later in the year. In the meantime, I'm answering questions in character for some fun gags.

Opening sequence. Driving test.

As they talk, we discover…

…not only does Shaggy have a license…

…Scooby has one, too.

Let that sink in.

For an unknown number of past episodes and movies…

…for years, or even decades…

…Scooby could have been driving the Mystery Machine if he wanted to.

Baird's tapir Tapirus bairdii

With yellow-headed caracara Daptrius chimachima

Step 1: evaluation

Step 2: anticipation

Step 3: jowl elongation

Step 4: maximum mouth excitement*

*mouth height must exceed midpoint of nose to qualify

Step 5: wind-up

Step 6: interruption

Step 7: bite cancellation

Step 8: …