cowboy butts drive me nuts

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

i’m trans but i’m not transfem or transmasc. i’m transitioning into nothing #mynothing

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

lower back pain is actually the root of all evil

no yeah you're right its the snoot of all snevil

A lot of people genuinely believe that permanent disability isn't a thing that happens to good people who work hard and make responsible choices. A lot of people genuinely think that we get the life we work for and deserve. And this is definitely part of the explanation for why ableism is so prevalent

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

My new pet peeve is people completely misunderstanding the term Male Gaze and making the term female gaze based entirely on that misunderstanding

the white boy of the month pushing his hair back and reading poetry for the camera is not the equivalent of the dehumanization of women in visual media by way of presenting them primarily as vessels for sexual gratification