hi :)

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

Huh this one says "some pig"

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Everywhere I go, I see her face, because she’s a scary monster who’s trying to get me.

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

imaginationship

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

(obviously hungover film class teacher, wheeling in the overhead projector) okay everyone today we're just gonna do some quadratic equations

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life